This Week in Milford

September 4, 2020

I’m Coming Out, So You Better Get The Perky Started

Hey y’all, it’s your old pal teenchy, subbing for Rob tonight. Have we ever had a dedicated volleyball arc? The closest we’ve come during my tenure here was last spring when one of Mimi’s softball players, Linda Carr, got burnt out on playing for the Valley Elites while not being TCFS so she quit the Valley Elites but went off to college to play volleyball anyway. Valerie Okumbe was a player (and rejector of infamous locker denizen Jamar Gaddis) for Milford (not the Valley Elites) in 2009, but she was never actually shown playing volleyball. I defer to our TWIM statisticians for additional background.

So we may finally get a bit of a fall girls’ sports angle, if only to showcase new resident jerkface Corina Karenna. Frizzy-haired girl Becca (who gets a Pantheon of Hair tag from me) asks an innocent question and gets called “perky” for it. Dark-haired girl Susan drops a hint that she won’t let Corina off quite so easily, even as Corina flips her a comeback (and the bird) as she strides off down the hall. Here’s hoping some of Mimi’s “bigs” tape Corina to a locker, Jamar Gaddis-style.

6 Comments »

  1. Teenchy, I’d forgotten about the Pantheon of Hair. I’d nominate her for enshrinement.

    To paraphrase Foghorn Leghorn, “Hey, I say, hey, yore hair luks like a thousant miles o’ bad road.”

    Comment by tdrewhardin — September 4, 2020 @ 9:34 pm

  2. The hair makes more sense in the color version.

    Comment by Downpuppy (I, me, mine) (@Downpuppy) — September 5, 2020 @ 6:11 am

  3. I hope CK decides to play and then gets a ball spiked off her face Let’s see what kind of smart ass remarks she makes then

    Comment by franku2016 — September 5, 2020 @ 6:27 am

  4. I’m skipping this bullshit and heading to Saturday. Who the fuck closes out football practice with calisthenics?! And how is doing 50 rather than 25 jumping jacks rugged? They just said we’ll start with something easy (which it is) then they think they are being tough by doing double the easy. BRILLIANT!
    Do some wind sprints and have Gil make a stupid end of practice speech and take a shower and go home!

    Comment by Jive Turkey — September 5, 2020 @ 7:49 am

  5. Good point, JT. Rubin proves once again that he doesn’t know jack shit about sports

    Comment by franku2016 — September 5, 2020 @ 8:39 am

  6. Isn’t this hardcore wannabe faux-bitchy attitude wearing thin by now? All these stupid Milford kids have bent over backwards to roll out the red carpet and all Patty has done is constantly piss on it…

    The irony is Patty will be the first to cry and complain later that she doesn’t have any friends…

    Comment by Hitorque — September 5, 2020 @ 10:32 am


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