This Week in Milford

September 18, 2020

Clown college

Filed under: Bonfire!, football, Gil Thorp — robmize2013 @ 7:26 pm

The 2 linemen have their own ideas on who should be the starting qb, and by now Gil should know. Instead of playing golf and drinking lemonade all summer he shouldve been doing 7 on 7 drills to hone everyones skills and more easily identify the better signal caller. But we know how that went.

P3 has our friend Corina and her unnamed buddy walking to the annual bonfire in broad daylight – she clearly doesnt want to go based on her dialogue, but maybe she’ll have fun. Obviously at Valley Modified they burned people at the bonfires. Hey, even Corinna doesnt like this boring storyline.

Finally, I’m going camping again next weekend (not as far this time, to Thomson Waterways near the Mississippi River) , where I’m sure we wont have gale force winds to stop us from kayaking this time. So Joan Rivers (aka Teenchy) will gladly fill in for me to continue this nonsense, and by the time I get back, the QB battle will have been solved, to the relief of all concerned..


  1. If what’s her name was half the rebel she claims to be she’d be slashing tires Dallas Winston style.

    Comment by Jive Turkey — September 18, 2020 @ 7:50 pm

  2. Never heard of a bonfire? What planet is she from?

    Comment by Bobby Joe — September 18, 2020 @ 8:41 pm

  3. In every new strip with Corina, she seems to get shorter and stockier. I also don’t get why these girls are goin’ along with Mimi’s plan. By now, I would be telling’ her “…fuck you, Mrs. Thorp…I don’t want to spend another minute with this weirdo…”

    Comment by franku2016 — September 19, 2020 @ 7:27 am

  4. Gerry Elbridge has to be out of district. He prefers pass blocking, and moving backwards.

    Comment by Downpuppy (I, me, mine) (@Downpuppy) — September 19, 2020 @ 7:55 am

  5. So Joan Rivers (aka Teenchy) will gladly fill in for me to continue this nonsense

    Funny you mention that. I’ll be away next weekend as well. I can cover for your Friday but I’ll need one of our colleagues to cover for me next Saturday.

    Today’s post will come directly, but first I must have a séance with Edgar.

    Comment by teenchy — September 19, 2020 @ 10:14 am

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    Comment by sheikhollis — September 21, 2020 @ 3:19 pm

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