This Week in Milford

November 15, 2020

Soggy Milford Breakdown

I was out of town yesterday so wasn’t able to get a post up until now. Mea culpa. I spent most of the day in Delaware, where I didn’t find a Wing-T but I did find a Milford. Doesn’t look like Gil found a Wing-T either.

Thankfully Whigham cut away from Marty’s bukkake video on Friday to show us this grind. Wing-T or no, the run-heavy Mudlarks should have thrived in these conditions, no? No! One has to wonder if this was due to fallout from Gil’s little reaming out of his QBs last week. Team Rappson may have thrown lookout blocks when Thayer was under center while Team Thayer did the same for Rapp. The Jeffs laying a WWE-worthy body slam on either Rappson or Thayer is just icing on the cake.

Doubtful we’ll hear any analysis on the bus ride home, not with it raining inside the bus like it is. (Nice of Weird Al to body double for Rapp so he wouldn’t have to make that trip.) Monday-morning quarterbacking will come on Monday, if it comes at all. With a second conference loss, winning the Valley is out of reach for Milford. How will Gil save face, salvage the season, and stifle the controversy? I wouldn’t bet against emergency QB Leonard Fleming starting from here on out. Then the Mudlarks can truly be called Leonard’s Losers.

5 Comments »

  1. Is it too late for Heather’s Project a/k/a Kevin Pelwicki to come in and salvage the season and the script? Just sayin’.

    Comment by tdrewhardin — November 15, 2020 @ 4:47 pm

  2. Normally, Gil is just clumsy, but the other day he was a flat out dick. This is what happens then

    Comment by franku2016 — November 15, 2020 @ 6:00 pm

  3. …and if someone had told my HS football coach that the team “…wasn’t sitting together at the girls volleyball games…” words can’t describe how vehemently he would’ve told that person to get the fuck out his sight

    Comment by franku2016 — November 15, 2020 @ 7:33 pm

  4. I like the guy in P1. He’s just weird, not dangerous. Or maybe he’s signally Gil that he’s out of rotgut.

    Comment by Jive Turkey — November 15, 2020 @ 10:36 pm

  5. Good to bring back Leonard’s Losers. The mam was funny.

    Comment by tdrewhardin — November 17, 2020 @ 12:43 pm


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