This Week in Milford

January 16, 2021

Throw some ketchup on that hot dog


I’m assuming Vic has a tutor for some of his classes as in P2 (after studying and prepping for the game like ALL announcers do, even though he’s only a PA announcer) he’s walking on an ice rink past a sign that says READ. Did anyone ever see a sign that says READ?? The whole idea is to READ the sign, right? Reading a sign that says READ is,, superfluous, to put it mildly.

Hope they dont slip on the ice while skating to their next class, which may require reading.

Maumee High School is located in Maumee, Ohio, and its enrollment was 693 students in 2017, so they only count head every 4 years or so when a new crop of kids come in. Why count every year when its the same old kids?

Does Vic do road games too? PA announcers only do home games in my world, so looks like we found the first hole in the plot. He’ll need an upgraded vehicle for all that driving. How many states does Milford need to go to for non-conference games for crying out loud? Perrysburg is also in Ohio, and only 6 miles from Maumee, but I thought they played Rogers last game? Theyre from (holy) Toledo Ohio, so either everyones coming to Milford from the Buckeye State or Gil won free gas from Speedway for a year. Hard to believe you play 3 straight games against new opponents. I’m needing some Goshen in my soup pretty soon.


  1. I’m disappointed that Maumee’s teams are Panthers. It would be awesome if they were called the Maumee Daddies.

    Comment by Moon Mullins — January 16, 2021 @ 11:54 am

  2. GOOD ONE, MOON, MY MAN!!!!!!!!!! I won’t EVEN try to top that one. You da Man.

    Interesting that you brought up Milo Hamilton, Rob. I remember when my Dad lived in Atlanta and Milo’s blasting the poor attendance at Braves games was the topic of the summer. Hey, he couldn’t blame us. We were at games when we weren’t listening to the Braves on the radio, win, lose, or draw.

    Nice to see the Mudlarks come out in Milford Parks & Recreation 6 Feet and League uniforms. It adds pizzazzc to the plot. Where can buy me a fashion statement like that? It’s so this game.

    Comment by tdrewhardin — January 16, 2021 @ 1:22 pm

  3. Maumee O…. last time I was there was for a 14U softball tournament my daughter was playin in. A trip to Cedar Point was on tap for when they were eliminated. I guess that was the wrong thing to tell the girls as they quickly went 0-3 so they could get to cedar point faster

    Comment by franku2016 — January 16, 2021 @ 3:01 pm

  4. Um… Yeah…

    Vic has confused “PA announcer” with “on-air color commentary”…

    I have no doubt Peppermint Patty will straighten him out… Patty *does* attend boys basketball games, right? Or is she ‘not a fan’ of that either?

    Comment by Hitorque — January 16, 2021 @ 3:29 pm

  5. Hitorque, now that you mentioned it, that MAY BE what’s in the T-verse agenda. Vic “I was the Godfather of Soul in another life” Doucette and Putrid Peppermint Patty butting heads with each other at some juncture in the story. Oh boy, more Nauseating Nora trying to bring down Vic’s game a peg, aren’t you excited(ha)? You da Man, Hitorque.

    Comment by tdrewhardin — January 16, 2021 @ 4:00 pm

  6. I really don’t get this “8 elbows” stat. Sure I had 3 elbows once, after a wrestling practice dislocation – but that’s about the max. (The guy who did it was 20 lbs heavier, & later made 3rd in the state.)

    Comment by Downpuppy (I, me, mine) (@Downpuppy) — January 16, 2021 @ 6:28 pm

  7. Peppermint patty is a dick. I hope Vicky D gives her a nickname that will make her cry, the laughing stock of the school, or both

    Comment by franku2016 — January 16, 2021 @ 8:19 pm

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