This Week in Milford

January 29, 2021

Dont stop now Tessi

Filed under: Milford Weirdos, The Bucket — robmize2013 @ 5:54 pm

First of all, some digression– Nobody got elected to the Baseball Hall of Fame this year; however, last years ceremony that was cancelled was to feature (among others) Ken ‘Hawk’ Harrelson, who won the Ford Frick Award last year of course, and thus was denied opportunity to speak. As many know, Hawk was full of euphemisms, or Hawkisms, a lot of which refer to golf which he also played well. One of his sayings was “Dont stop now boys!” when the White Sox (which he broadcast for many years before retiring after 2019) were putting up crooked numbers on the board. I’m sure Hawk is looking forward to attending this years event with no new players and thus making up for lost time last year. He’s a true character of the game.

So Tessi is using a Hawkism here in P3, but didnt she just tell Vic what a great voice he had? Why not tell him then what we have to wait til tomorrow for? Sheesh. Guess one compliment at a time is her speed. This comic drags stuff out better then a hoarder pulling out his trash. Why not say – hey great voice! Can I borrow your notes from physics class for a day? Badda bing badda boom. And we move on. But AS SHE STOPS NOW SHE SAYS SHE CANT STOP NOW.

And if its that personal, why say it in front of 2 other mopes? And who holds ONE book as theyre scooting past? I always carried several items with me between classes (when I didnt have time to stop now). She needs TWO hands to hold ONE book. How many hands does she need to hold her cell phone?

You had time to squeeze someones arm, but not ask a favor? And I dont know about you, but ol Vic may be getting a big head about his PA success, as he remarks about his fan mail. Who the hell is sending a high school PA announcer fan mail? And he sits with the boys because theyre gonna read it? He cant?

Enough of that nonsense– on a personal note, tomorrow I’m heading to Muskegon Michigan for my 3rd annual weekend luging trip, once again trying to bring home a medal after finishing 5th last year in my division, 2 seconds from the bronze. Practice makes perfect, hoping to stand on the podium this year and have a blast as always regardless. I’ll report on my efforts next week.

Finally a song by the Who back when they could hear what they were singing: Tessi’s got a squeeze box in her locker apparently.


  1. Is that Pedro from Napoleon Dynamite sitting with our hero in panel 3?

    Comment by Moon Mullins — January 29, 2021 @ 5:59 pm

  2. Great song and thanx to Tessi touching Vic, he will be walkin funny the rest of the day as he puts fantasies of Tessi in his high school boy spank bank.

    Comment by franku2016 — January 29, 2021 @ 6:22 pm

  3. Good luck with your luging!

    Comment by MopMan — January 29, 2021 @ 7:13 pm

  4. Vic, she isn’t going to touch your peener… So wake the hell up already

    Comment by hitorque — January 29, 2021 @ 7:30 pm

  5. I’ll just leave this here:

    Comment by hitorque — January 29, 2021 @ 7:33 pm

  6. I think Vic would be happy to just hold hands like Spaz in the movie Meatballs. And indeed congratulations to the Hawkeroo. As I once yelled up to the booth at Old Comiskey, “Get stoned Hawk!” He gave me the thumbs up as he drank from his big orange drink.

    Comment by Jive Turkey — January 29, 2021 @ 8:02 pm

  7. As Mopman mentioned, Rob, we wish you well and please keep us posted on how you did, Big Guy. Always nice to see one of our own compete like that.

    He went from genuflecting before Gil for a cheap hot dog and a Coke, now he’s on the front page of Milford Enquirer next to the “Mimi Saw Elvis On The Verandah!!!!!!!” headline. I know I’m going to get my copy off the magazine rack.

    Comment by tdrewhardin — January 30, 2021 @ 10:54 am

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