This Week in Milford

January 30, 2021

Sometimes, the Lyrics Write Themselves

Want a guard who races? I tell you I’m your man
I play some, skip some, all the same to me

What do you wanna bet, am I blond or a brunette?
The Bucket’s where I feed, my car is all I need, I’m Doug Guthrie!
I’m Doug Guthrie!

Restoring a barn find, rebuilt it with my dad
Got my GTO, I don’t need girls you see

Showing up for Oakwood, Gil is watching me
Pick a sport or quit, I don’t give a shit, I’m Doug Guthrie!
I’m Doug Guthrie!

My tailbone’s on the ground, I’m goin’ round and round
But that’s the way I like it baby
I don’t wanna win the Valley

And don’t forget Vic Doucette!

Pushing up the roundball, the defense gotta see me
Reach in and weep, slapped out my hand again

You see it in my eyes, I’ve let practice slide
We’ll blow this game you’ll see, it’s gonna be on me, I’m Doug Guthrie!
I’m Doug Guthrie!


  1. P 4, post game locker room talk: “… you know what Doug?… you are horseshit…. go race in your fuckin soapbox derby or whatever the fuck it is because your head ain’t in this… get the fuck out of my sight…”

    Comment by franku2016 — January 31, 2021 @ 11:17 am

  2. I don’t get it… I thought he was a ‘serious’ kart racer?

    Okay I get it — Racing is an expensive, time-consuming hobby and yes, entrants run out of money, they run out of components/spares, they have a falling-out with their fathers, and so on…

    But STOP insulting our fuckin’ intelligence by kissing Gilberto’s ass pretending you give a shit about Oakwood High or that you’re having so much more fun playing hoops for him! Either your ass ran out of money, you got black flagged the next event for reckless driving and/or cheating your tech inspection, and/or you’re too far behind in the championship points standings for it to matter…

    Comment by Hitorque — January 31, 2021 @ 12:56 pm

  3. Does Bob have any kids that may have scribbled “BOB” on that mug? He didn’t buy that at the Dollar Store, right?

    Comment by Jive Turkey — January 31, 2021 @ 4:50 pm

  4. […] get this straight. Doug Guthrie decides when he blows off practices and when he suddenly unmisses games there are no consequences from the coaching staff. He speeds through town just as snow beings to […]

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