This Week in Milford

February 13, 2021

Hey roadhog, ease up!


Only in Milford can it snow on a clear blue day. But Doug is still speeding, and the cop pulls him over. Hey, if my car took up the whole road and no one else was on it, I’d pay no attention to the speedometer either. And apparently the cop knows him well enough that he addresses Doug by name without asking for his license. Yes its just a friendly warning, but if I’m Tom I’m a little nervous that Doug converses with policemen on a regular basis. In other words, he speeds regularly in his GTO, on or off the racetrack.

P2 the 2 boys seem way closer to each other then should be normal in a car like that. Obviously Doug couldnt pay for extra width in his 2nd car.

The cop not only has on a tie, which I never see on cops around here, but his outfit is a bit colorful for a policemans; he looks like he’s ready to enter a race himself. All he needs is a Pennzoil label above his breast pocket and he’s good to go.


  1. Snore. Wake me when something happens. It takes Rubin for-fuckin-ever to get to the point lately

    Comment by franku2016 — February 13, 2021 @ 12:12 pm

  2. Are those wavy stalks of grain on their cheeks gang markings? The Triticales, toughest punks in the Valley!

    Comment by Downpuppy (I, me, mine) (@Downpuppy) — February 13, 2021 @ 1:07 pm

  3. 1. I thought only state troopers or highway patrol wore ties?

    2. Once in my life I’d like to feel what’s it’s like to have a white kid’s nonchalant confidence when pulled over by police…

    2a. Yeah go on Officer Baldy and enable the kid even further…

    3. So Dougie Fittipaldi’s driving habits are as they say, “known” to the local constabulary and he hasn’t tried to curb his behavior? Holy fuckin’ hell his mom+dad must *LOVE* sending that $932 check to GEICO every month just to cover his reckless ass because we know he ain’t got no job.

    3a. And while I’m well aware that teen drivers do stupid shit, don’t get me started on some dude driving a Jeep on freezing, wet streets in a residential area and going fast enough to draw police attention…

    Comment by Hitorque — February 13, 2021 @ 2:41 pm

  4. 4. And today it’s even worse… Nobody likes the DO-YOU-KNOW-WHO-MY-DAD-IS?! insufferable entitled brat… I’m surprised he and Peppermint Patty haven’t hooked up yet because they’d be a perfect match

    Comment by Hitorque — February 13, 2021 @ 2:47 pm

  5. 5. Seeing the police drive off in what looks like a 1999 Crown Victoria, I *really* need someone to tell me what year it’s supposed to be in the Milfordverse

    Comment by Hitorque — February 13, 2021 @ 2:54 pm

  6. In a good twist, Dougie’s entitled ass drives off, not slowin down, and runs over Corina. Only the cop gets in trouble

    Comment by franku2016 — February 13, 2021 @ 4:11 pm

  7. P1-Do I hear The Moody Blues’ “Your Wildest Dream” playing during this yawner of a narration?

    I agree, Rob. Stick a Metlife or Quaker State decal on his attire and he’s just as good as lined up next to Buddy Baker at the start of the race at the Milford 400.

    Comment by tdrewhardin — February 14, 2021 @ 7:49 pm

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