This Week in Milford

February 20, 2021

Some Wak! Haiku

Tom Muench on the bench

And Doug Guthrie off his game:

Central by thirteen

But it’s not a bench

It’s only a folding chair

Thanks to budget cuts

“Everything happens

For a reason” – Grandma Muench

Like ankle sprains

Anytime Doug makes

Car-related decisions

Mudlarks always lose

Vic Doucette could see

Doug was no Schumi when he

Smacked him on the ass

Clearly Doug isn’t

Firing on all cylinders

He needs a tuneup

Gil needs to send him

To a garage upstate where

He can drive all day

2 Comments »

  1. Yeah. Milford ain’t shit without Vicky D proppin them up all night. Butt Meunch on crutches don’t matter either way

    Comment by franku2016 — February 21, 2021 @ 10:01 am

  2. Excellent haiku rendition, Teenchy.

    Here’s a continuation

    Larry the Cable Guy

    Soaks in the action

    Shorn of Doug gloves

    Comment by tdrewhardin — February 21, 2021 @ 2:26 pm


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