This Week in Milford

February 24, 2021

Oh Godleski, Not This Again!

Hey look, some hoops action that doesn’t involve injury, unless you count the bruises the ball’s getting being clanked off the rim. No Muench and a sluggish Guthrie mean the Mudlarks are struggling until Mark Godleski puts one in, then catches fire after Vic eggs him on. Oh my! George Takei‘s not gonna be too happy with Vic’s second Bermanism (Doucetteism?) as Mark hits the no-look fadeaway jumper. Will the next basket be made by Mark “look at those” Godles”(s) heathens making the horns at me behind Vic’s back” ki?

I’m getting the sense here that the Tilden game, while not making or breaking the Mudlarks’ season (they’re not contending for the Valley, or else we’d have heard about it by now), may be dispositive of several characters’ futures. Vic’s gonna Vic and a future calling celebrity softball games awaits him. Muench will play at least another season of baseball as he’s the current version of Paul Beaudry. As for Guthrie, it will be time for him to fish or cut bait between hoops and wheels. He hurts the Mudlarks more than helps them, so maybe he’s best cut out for the garage. Still you’d think if all that time with his tailbone two inches from the ground was propelling his racing career forward we’d have heard about it by now. Doug should ask Corina if Valley Mod has any automotive technician programs and think about transferring there.

4 Comments »

  1. Vic’s little nick names are more asinine than Chris Berman’s are too

    Comment by franku2016 — February 24, 2021 @ 4:09 pm

  2. I thought Vic went and researched all these old time announcers for inspiration, and all he ends up doing is imitating Chris Berman like 1000 other people probably have?

    Comment by MopMan — February 24, 2021 @ 4:29 pm

  3. “…backbackbackbackbackbackbackbackBOOMBABY!!!!!!!!!!!”
    What do you mean, Mopman and Frank?

    Comment by tdrewhardin — February 24, 2021 @ 4:51 pm

  4. Brilliant… Now he’s crossed over to sacrilege just so he can sound glib?

    Comment by hitorque — February 25, 2021 @ 10:32 am


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