This Week in Milford

April 28, 2021

More Posts About Softball and Food

Filed under: Chunky Bracelets, huge earrings, Mimi Thorp, softball — teenchy @ 9:09 am

Did we miss the return of Beau Dandy to the strip? Oh, wait, it’s just another Milfordian using a term no one else has this century. At least their euphemism for doing the deed is current. Good thing that pork loin came with a side of smashed potatoes.

That dull thud you hear is me banging my head against my desk at the physical return of Lotus Cortina Anna Karenina. Even Mimi is sick of her crap to the point she can’t be bothered to make eye contact. Didn’t she get the memo? She’s not at Valley Mod anymore, no more free food on the Milford dime. Well, uh, maybe we can make this one exception, especially since Mimi’s gonna lay something heavy on her. Just what unearned benefit will be bestowed on Milford’s self-anointed Greek chorus and righter of wrongs? Will Mimi finally acknowledge that her coaching skills are nonexistent beyond soothing words and hand over the reins to Mary Sue Karenna? Will she simply tell Corina she needs to split catching duties with the senior she pushed out from behind the plate? Or is it just time for Corina to pass on the communal pair of big round earrings to the next girl?


  1. Those two knuckleheads in P1 are about to take one in the head because they are to busy flappin’ their gums about bullshit like Katy’s jagoff dad and not payin’ attention to the kid throwin’ the ball their way. I saw girls lose teeth at least twice during my daughter’s playing days for that same reason. PP looks more than pleased with those stale-ass cupcakes that Mimi is tossing to her like she’s a fuckin’ golden retriever. “…hey thanks coach….this is better than my mom’s brownies….I’ll do whatever you want now, even though I really hate team sports…”

    Comment by franku2016 — April 28, 2021 @ 9:56 am

  2. All of you people complaining that Corina had lost her “bad girl, anti-establishment, sassy mouth” attitude. Check out P2 today!!!!

    Comment by MopMan — April 28, 2021 @ 3:50 pm

  3. 1. Oh Patty… We know you’re a poor and have precious little to eat at home, but your self-serving mercenary what’s-in-it-for-me attitude to the most basic of requests for an entire calendar year remains endearing…

    1b. If she wasn’t a three-sport athlete and constantly underfed at home, Patty would probably look something like the bride of Michelin Man…

    1c. So how did prom night go with Vic and his party bus?? With Vic paying for dinner you know Patty probably ate the local Taco Bell out of business that night before downing a six-pack of Molson…

    2. There’s no mystery or suspense to the big meeting here; Patty who openly hates rules and structure and coaches and teammates and saying more than one sentence at a time and is tolerated by most but liked by exactly nobody is about to be named team captain by Gilbertina because she’s really good at sportsball along with some lip service bullshittery about respect or leadership or whatever because Gilbertina was in a coma when Patty started her bitch war against the best player on the basketball team out of pure jealousy…

    2a. What the hell kind of softball coach has a meeting after practice? After Patty got changed it would have been what, 6 or 6:30? And do Gilbertina or Gilberto teach any classes at all??

    Comment by Hitorque — April 28, 2021 @ 5:13 pm

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