This Week in Milford

May 26, 2021

Blood Is Thicker than Coffee

Filed under: Central, High Five Fail, Just plain sad, Mimi Thorp, talking hand — teenchy @ 9:39 am

So that’s how it’s gonna be.

Katy knows her father is trying to get on the library board to defund the Milford Public Library solely because he went there once and saw that there were computers not in use at that moment. This even after Zane showed up for dinner and explained how having those computers available benefited people like himself – a kid whose family has become financially strapped due to his father’s crippling disability and the subsequent loss of income. Now Zane’s gonna stand up to Abel and for the library by running for the same library board seat and, knowing the entire backstory, Katy’s gonna distance herself from him and side with her dad? Even when she knows what will happen to Zane if Abel has his way?

Time to rethink my stance on Katy Brito.

Thank goodness there’s still a sympathetic female character to get behind in this arc, a creature of pure light and supernatural talent so gifted that her sharp tongue and penchant for targeting people for public humiliation is readily overlooked. What amazing strings will Mimi pull for Corina to get into State U and have a full-time caretaker look after her mom while she attends? Here at TWIM, come for the softball, stay for the gymnastics!


  1. My guess is that Katy is putting on a show with hockey dad in attendance. Now with PP, I don’t think Rusty Staub like baserunners will be on the base paths to be thrown out by lollipop throws from bush league catchers like PP. Her grades probably suck. I don’t think Valley Mod has AP courses. She probably won’t “Whack!” too many balls of college pitchers like she does occasionally in hs. So with all those facts, why does Mimi think she’s college material?

    Comment by Jive Turkey — May 26, 2021 @ 10:03 am

  2. 1. Way to stand by your man, Kay… Yeah, Zane applying for Library Board is really fuckin’ stupid, but no more stupid that your unqualified ignorant assed old man trying to “Make Milford Great Again”…

    2. Seems I have to remind the cast that THIS IS AN OPEN SPOT ON THE FUCKIN’ LIBRARY BOARD(!) Zane and Abel aren’t running in the same primary for goddamned Governor so spare me Kay’s melodramatic “divided loyalties” bullshit.

    2a. I’m going to keep asking until I get an answer: With all the other issues in his life right now, where is Zane even going to find the time to serve on the board?

    3. God damnit Gilbertina, quit trying to save Peppermint Patty from her own pigheaded stupidity and bitch queen attitude… For ONCE in her life, let Patty learn a lesson the hard way, because only then will she have a chance of getting her mind right… Since day one, Milford has given nothing but red carpet rockstar celebrity status and privilege to Patty; even elevated higher and more holy than Milford’s already established star athletes. She has been able to do and say and poke her nose in anything she wants without a single objection or complaint from anyone. Multiple people have deferred to her for decision making, despite not even *knowing* her. And now you’re about to pull strings to bestow a full scholarship to Division I State University whether she wants it or not? For God’s sake, WHY?? All because she’s really good at sportsball and should be rewarded despite being a wannabe smartass bulldog with no friends in life…

    At least I now know why Patty plays year-round sports… Because with teammates and coaches she gets full access to the friends and social interaction and networking that she’d never get on her own despite deluding herself that she didn’t want or need it in first place.

    Comment by Hitorque — May 26, 2021 @ 10:39 am

  3. Yeah. It’s so nice of Katy to freeze out Zane and stand with porn-stache boy, thereby proving to Zane that she don’t GAF about him or his poor financial family situation and would rather see him have to find another way to get computer access just so big-shit daddy can get his way. Zane could fix that cunty attitude of hers though just by finding another HS girl to hang out with. Then watch her go and whimper to all her friends about what an asshole Zane is. Zane should fuckin ghost her ass pronto, but I’m sure Rubin will show him crawlin’ back to her and doing what she wants. As far as PP goes, I’m surprised that more kids don’t tell Gil and Mimi to fuck off and stay out of their shit, like PP tried to earlier.

    Comment by franku2016 — May 26, 2021 @ 11:53 am

  4. So nice of Abel Brito Charlie to come to his daughter’s game, and show his school spirit by wearing a furry “cat in the hat”-style top hat!
    Woe be to whomever had to sit behind him, though, you ain’t seeing a game through the fur of that novelty hat. But you might like it if you’re into furries.

    Comment by Moon Mullins — May 26, 2021 @ 12:09 pm

  5. Teenchy, LMAO at today’s post because it’s all too true. Well done.

    Hitorque, Good observation about Katy. Tammy Wynette performed “Stand By Your Man” as a response to the Women’s Liberation Movement of the late ’60’s. She wasn’t about to dump her husband, George Jones(yet). She felt it was important to still have the security of a man.

    Gee, if we only had the security of a coach. Oops, as Teenchy mentioned, except for arm-wringing measures like in P3.

    Comment by tdrewhardin — May 26, 2021 @ 12:31 pm

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