This Week in Milford

May 31, 2021

How Does Their Garden Grow?

Filed under: Gil Thorp, huge hats, Mimi Thorp, Pantheon of Mysterious Objects — nedryerson @ 3:01 pm

It’s time to get back to recapping actual action in banal settings…like the Thorps’ garden! Get out your gloves and floppy hats and let’s do some weeding, pruning and mulching. Mimi looks like she’s got a proper digging tool, but Gil seems to be ready for some ceremonial Vulcan combat with that thing. (Maybe he’s gonna flip a small pizza. Do they have one of those trendy, brick pizza ovens?)

So to recap, Zane and Katy have had lousy performances and maybe there’s a common reason or maybe they’re just mediocre. They can just conclude that their teams are so-so and they wouldn’t want it any other way so they can ease into summer without any annoying playdowns. (There may not be playdowns in the spring seasons. Who cares? They don’t.) Send Corina to Farmers University of Central Kentucky and start mixing the lemonade.

Enjoy what’s left of your Memorial Day everybody.


  1. Wait a minute…. Katy is now playing like shit? She was pissed at Zane the other day too but apparently had a great game so she should’ve hit for the cycle today, as pissed as she is. Gil and Mimi should just cut both their asses and consider their problems solved, but of course, they will somehow get PP involved to come up with a workable compromise for everyone

    Comment by franku2016 — May 31, 2021 @ 3:21 pm

  2. Can Gil look any more hungover than he does in P1? I hear puke is good mulch.
    Brett Favre played maybe his best game on Monday night football vs the California Raiders the day his dad died. But these candy asses take a shit on the diamond over some liberrie board drama. Keep them in the line up to help avoid the playdowns, Thorps. You turds!

    Comment by Jive Turkey — May 31, 2021 @ 3:29 pm

  3. […] Stallion. Could that batter be Zane Clark? Gil shared Zane’s line with Mimi while they were piddling around in the garden, but the only person called out as unfocused was Katy Brito, by Mimi. Gil’s […]

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