This Week in Milford

July 16, 2021

Summer Burns

Cant believe Heather doesnt know where Gil is in mid – July– didnt she go to Milford for 4 summers and hang out at MCC at least once?

What the hell is going on in P2? Bunch of little kids doing everything but learn to play golf. Nobodys even looking at Gil, or at each other. Again, the parents are presumably paying for golf lessons, and Gil says– Ok kids, lessons over. Go back to goofing around with golf clubs that in 1 case are longer then the kid. And if thats a putting green, then I’m a monkeys uncle.

P3 has the reunion with another former student, around whom the summer plot will presumably run. And first things first– Heather has no idea what she’s gonna do after college. No shame– many people take a while to find their niche in the competitive job market no matter how they did in college. But my god– by freakin July at least she should have SOMETHING lined up. Lifeguard, internship at some business, store manager, jesus– well maybe I’ll head over to the golf course and have lemonade with Gildo, and he can hook me up with some part time coaching gig until I find a real job. Those counselors at Milford really did a good job preparing me for the future. When all else fails, head to the golf course. Heck with college degrees, resumes, interviews, more interviews, ol Gil will always bail me out. Hey I could always wax the floors with Steve Luhm.


  1. “Simon says ‘throw your hands in the air like you just don’t care!'”

    “Now beat each other with your golf clubs!”

    “I didn’t say Sim-“

    Comment by teenchy — July 16, 2021 @ 9:22 pm

  2. The kid in the back looks like a criminal.

    Comment by Jive Turkey — July 17, 2021 @ 6:45 am

  3. And the two kids in the front look like are in an insult fest and ready to Duke it out. Like Gil could GAF about any of this

    Comment by franku2016 — July 17, 2021 @ 7:11 am

  4. Actually, the kids ignoring Gil and whacking each other with the clubs looks pretty realistic to me.

    Comment by Philip — July 17, 2021 @ 7:37 am

  5. Yeah, I think Gil was setting up a Mad Max Thunderdome type tournament when he got interrupted. Only one kid will leave!

    Yeah, send Heather over as my intern. She’s, what, 22 now? Perfect!

    Comment by MopMan — July 17, 2021 @ 12:08 pm

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