This Week in Milford

September 9, 2021

T, Boned

teenchy here pulling emergency backup duty for tdrew. Trying to squeeze this into a full work day so will be brief.

Looks like the Claxtons might be more than just “a two-boring-silver-SUV family.” What’s this purple thing with a trunk that Tevin’s dropping his backpack into? Couldn’t be Doug Guthrie’s bitchin’ ’66 Goat, could it? Can it help him compete with volleyball and gymnastics for Kianna’s attention? Doesn’t look that way.

No clue who the Greek chorus are or what benefit they bring to the strip. Maybe they’re volleyball teammates of Kianna’s making excuses for her behavior. Maybe they’ll earn names before this arc is over.

Time will tell whether it’s male attention or a lack of bandwidth to maintain her skillsets that makes Kianna drop one or the other of her athletic pursuits. Either way, the decision is sure to be made off-panel and told to the readers in the past tense.

Sorry to be so terse. teenchy out.

8 Comments »

  1. So, because Kee-anna plays two sports, she gets to be a snooty bitch to a kid she was more than happy to talk to just a few days ago? Is she takin’ personality lessons from PP and/or Alexa? And are those moms? or are they teachers telling him the obvious because they look and dress way too old to be HS girls, especially with those work bags they be carryin’, but of course, this IS Milford.

    Comment by franku2016 — September 9, 2021 @ 2:56 pm

  2. Great job as always teenchy. I can’t remember but I’m thinking you were the one who posted Bitchn Camaro by the Dead Milkmen a while back. Excellent tune. And yes frank, those broads are dressed like moms. But ya know, if some dame doesn’t say hi to me, I’m not gonna acknowledge by answering for her. He’s the (choking?) starting QB! Throw her in the gutter and go find another. Yep

    Comment by Jive Turkey — September 9, 2021 @ 5:30 pm

  3. I don’t give a shit if she is in a rush… Nobody is in so much of a rush that they can’t say “hi” as they’re passing by

    Comment by Hitorque — September 9, 2021 @ 6:13 pm

  4. I was thinking it was that same duo from volleyball last year that were gathering intel on Corina to feed to Mimi, but that doesn’t match up. These two are moms and they have boxes of wine in those bags and it’s zinfandel o’clock somewhere, amIrite? Are they Tevin, er…ah..T Claxton super fans?

    Comment by nedryerson — September 9, 2021 @ 6:27 pm

  5. Is one of those moms the one who was hitting on Vic in the stands during basketball season?

    Comment by MopMan — September 9, 2021 @ 7:32 pm

  6. Thanks, Teenchy, VERY MUCH for covering for me. I am still cussin'(ha) and fumin’ how to figure this out.

    And as the readers have mentioned, who ARE these ladies? For all we know, they’re mall walkers who got lost along the way. They are currently in a Debarge video, Tevin Claxton as his stand-in.

    Comment by tdrewhardin — September 10, 2021 @ 2:27 pm

  7. I bet if all he did was barely whisper “…fuckin’ bitch…” (or something similar) under his breath, she would abruptly stop and turn around and say “…WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TEVIN????…” She would definitely have time for that banter…

    Comment by franku2016 — September 10, 2021 @ 2:47 pm

  8. […] Kianna? She’s the only girl he’s talked to all season thus far, unless you count the Greek chorus who watched Kianna blow him off a few days ago. How tall is she supposed to be anyway? She was tall […]

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