This Week in Milford

September 10, 2021

Am I steppin into the practice zone…

Filed under: Milford Weirdos, song parody, Steve Luhm's Ghost Mops These Floors — robmize2013 @ 7:51 pm

Its 2 pm.The fear is gone

Im rushing from volleyball, my gyms still warm

Cannot connect now, I’m tired of taking classes.

Well I’m a storm on the loose. Earrings on my head.

Wrapped up in silence all convos are dead.

Can I be cold, my whole day spins into gymnastics….

Am I steppin into the practice zone

Conditioning lots, feel like drinkin

My Gatorade juice in the purple car

Where am I to go now that I’ve drank too fast?

You will come to know… when the Red Bull hits the bones.

When the Red Bull hits the bones.

When the Red Bull hits the bones.



  1. So, does little miss “ I’m-in-my-gotta- get-to-practice-zone” ever have time for schoolwork? She seems as busy as that douche kid who wanted to get on the library board. Tevin should tell her “ sorry, but I’m in my gotta get to class zone so I don’t fail classes…. bitch….”

    Comment by franku2016 — September 10, 2021 @ 8:18 pm

  2. You Do Not Question Ip Man.

    Comment by Downpuppy — September 10, 2021 @ 9:14 pm

  3. Oh boy, energy drinks. Marketing genius. How did Jim Thorpe do it without’em?!

    Comment by Jive Turkey — September 11, 2021 @ 7:07 am

  4. Rob, excellent song from one of the more underrated groups of the ’70’s-’80’s. Terrific add to the present state of affairs. Bravo, My Man.

    Don’t tell me, let me guess. Kianna is going to overwork herself with schoolgymnasticsvolleyballGodknowswhatelse and at a gymanstics performance drops dead on the mat. Injury lawyer Hadley V. comes in (Joe Sharkey was on vacation) and sues Milford High School for $20 billion, Gil and Dr. Pearl file for bankruptcy on behalf of the school, then Gil gets the team ready for basketball.
    All in a day’s work.

    Comment by tdrewhardin — September 11, 2021 @ 9:19 pm

  5. […] season thus far, unless you count the Greek chorus who watched Kianna blow him off a few days ago. How tall is she supposed to be anyway? She was tall enough to stare into the window of Tevin’s […]

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