This Week in Milford

September 13, 2021

Reading People Step One: Locate People

Filed under: Boredom in Milford — nedryerson @ 3:52 am

Dammit! I thought Boyd would be done reciting his listicle, but he hasn’t even started yet. We have now established that Left Guard Boyd Spiller is an annoying douche, but we’ve only seen small doses of douchery since we’re in whiplash story mode. No time to talk about Boyd as we smash cut to another table and an overhead announcement.

Chance Macy, who Gil has high hopes for, needs to get to The Main Office (how may offices are there?) Uh-oh, what has Chance done? Is is ketchup packet related. Perhaps some other condiment.

Today’s strip is a snooze. I think I’d rather hear how to read people.

5 Comments »

  1. Whatever Chance needs to go to the office for, we won’t know until Friday at the earliest. The strips for next few days will simply be repeats of today in one form or another.

    Comment by franku2016 — September 13, 2021 @ 6:31 am

  2. Stunningly stupid. This isn’t the Green Bay Packers power sweep. In little league you put the worst player in RF. Ditto in hs football with the left guard. He’ll get help from the center or LT if necessary. But no one ever uttered happy left guard, happy team. And these Milford mooks are never funny.

    Comment by Jive Turkey — September 13, 2021 @ 9:57 am

  3. Good point, JT….that skinny fuck doesn’t look like left guard material, even if he ain’t shit as a player. Usually, those guys buy their clothes in the “Husky Boy” section at Sears or Walmart. And someone should tell him “…if you want to be happy, hold your blocks for longer than one second, and then I won’t have to kick your ass after the game, punk…”

    Comment by franku2016 — September 13, 2021 @ 12:09 pm

  4. Frank and JT, Boyd reminds me of that lunkhead on North Dallas Forty where he brashly approches some babe at a party and blurts out “Ma’am, I wanna f— you!!!!!!!!!”. Nick Nolte intervenes and gets a choke hold by this bruiser as a result. Mac Davis, who plays the QB in the movie, manages to get Nick away from this sap, basically saying “He’s a big baby, put some diapers on him. Ya gotta keep him happy if ya wanna get some Philadelphia Eagle defensive tackle off your butt”. Boyd to a T, at this point.
    And I get the feeling we may be going down a similar path. Is Gil and Rick Scott going to give those nasty injections in Chance Macy’s knee like Nolte received? Sheesh.

    Comment by tdrewhardin — September 13, 2021 @ 2:44 pm

  5. Is it bad that I’ve already forgotten who Chance “The Gardener” Macy is?

    Comment by Hitorque — September 13, 2021 @ 9:01 pm


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