This Week in Milford

October 8, 2021

I also shrunk

I never heard of someone describe a 3rd place finish as ‘second-best of non-winners’ until now. In other words, I hate my life because Im not the best. Or 2nd best for that matter.

Tevin and Kianna are chatting in the hallway on Monday, and he’s all set to give her a high five for her great weekend activities, and she stops his freak hand cold. Again the plot doesnt really move, as she repeats what we already know– she’s competitive. Really, all the athletes are at a varsity high school level. The gymnastics team Im sure spends a lot of time practicing, and if they dont want to do it bad enough, they wont get that far to make the team. Volleyball, same deal. And it gets even more so in college and, heaven forbid, national team level, where the Olympians are made. Ol Kianna looks like one of those who will only be satisfied with being the best, and that can lead to a lot of heartbreak when, odds are, she wont be.

But she can at least say- Thanks for the compliment, and move on. Nope.


  1. Tevin needs to move on from this dark cloud wet dishrag too. Life’s too short to be puttin in attention to such a sad fuckin sack as Kianna

    Comment by franku2016 — October 9, 2021 @ 7:38 am

  2. So she’s completely indifferent or oblivious to the fact that Tevin wants to get in between those thighs… Figures.

    Comment by Hitorque — October 9, 2021 @ 10:03 am

  3. Based on her size I wasn’t even sure that was her at first. Considering how huge she was at the car washes.

    Comment by MopMan — October 9, 2021 @ 11:32 am

  4. The way she turns her head almost all the way around is pretty creepy too

    Comment by franku2016 — October 9, 2021 @ 1:01 pm

  5. Did somebody finally explain to Whigham that tall people stink at gymnastics?

    Comment by Downpuppy — October 9, 2021 @ 7:26 pm

  6. P1-“…follow the Yellow Brick Road, follow the Yellow Brick Road…”

    Comment by tdrewhardin — October 9, 2021 @ 8:26 pm

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