This Week in Milford

October 27, 2021

Say “Wing-T” again. I dare you. I double-dare you…

Alright alright alright, a second day of action after a week of hypnosis and it’s not trying to cram multiple games in one strip. Pinch me, I’m dreaming. Let’s get to it and break down the film:

P1: In the visitors locker room at New Thayer, a dismayed Kaz either is grasping for a second-half strategy or trying to figure out why Tevin has a Black head but a White arm. If the Mudlarks run the play he’s drawn up, they’ll get flagged for an illegal formation (too few men on the line of scrimmage) and an ineligible receiver downfield (a lineman, really?).

P2: If the New Thayer QB had as much time in the pocket as it took me to figure out if he was getting rushed by DeEldrick Boston or DE Eldrick Boston, he should’ve gotten the pass off with plenty of time to spare. Pretty sure it’s the latter, as we were introduced to Eldrick as the starting first baseman as a sophomore in 2020 and he was giving the chicks something to dig back in the spring. That should make Eldrick a senior by now and no doubt he wants to impress those college scouts Chance Macy’s been ignoring.

P3: One of the reasons Milford’s trailing at the half is that New Thayer’s been loading up the box against the Delaware Wing-T. Gil tests Tevin’s memory of rage comic memes or How I Met Your Mother catchphrases, and Tevin passes with flying colors. Now let’s see if Boyd’s hyp-mo-sis helps Tevin get the ball into his receivers’ hands. Might help if those receivers start looking the ball into said hands.

4 Comments »

  1. So, how long has Gil just kinda let Kaz be the coach?

    Comment by billytheskink — October 27, 2021 @ 9:19 am

  2. While Gil is hitting the rotgut in the coaches office, Kaz…. Now a word from our sponsor, Mutual of Omaha.

    Comment by Jive Turkey — October 27, 2021 @ 12:46 pm

  3. P 4: “… because BS has me relaxed…”

    Comment by franku2016 — October 27, 2021 @ 1:38 pm

  4. Gil and Kaz haven’t been around since game 1. The team’s been on a roll, so they want to jump on the bandwagon. But now that they’re running the show, look for the season’s first loss.

    Comment by MopMan — October 27, 2021 @ 4:42 pm


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