This Week in Milford

November 8, 2021

You Don’t Need No Doctor

Filed under: Exploding Eyeball Syndrome, freak hands, huge earrings — nedryerson @ 4:26 am

We’ve been waiting for Kianna’s story to develop ever since we were introduced to her and now it’s picking up speed. No, not adderall speed. It’s speeding right off the rails. Kianna is just going to play the gullible dupe, sucked into Dr. Boyd Spiller’s stupid penlight hypnosis sessions. Kianna has had trouble staying awake because she’s stretched too thin, so she believes that somehow hypnosis will help her remedy this. So she’s an idiot. Tevin doesn’t appear to be able to talk any sense into her so she’s going to Boyd’s clinic for a session.I guess her character is no more than a slightly fleshed out Milford Idiot, suckered in by the latest tatto or peacock or whatever. Too bad.

Why does Kianna look so small? Even next to undersized Boyd Spiller, she looks like an elf.

6 Comments »

  1. So what’s Gil gonna’ do when he hears about this bullshit that Spiller has been sprayin’ against the school hallways for the last couple of weeks or does he only notice someone holding a bag of shit when his players don’t sit together and hold hands at volleyball games? Gil probably won’t hear about it until Heather tweets something like #hypnosis works #BoydSpillerPenlight #Mudlarks hypnotized into playdowns, and even then, it will be either Mimi or Kaz’s girlfriend that point this out to him.

    Comment by franku2016 — November 8, 2021 @ 8:24 am

  2. …and fuck you, Kianna…he’s playing “better actually” because someone else held a block longer or a receiver didn’t drop a catchable ball? Up your Red Bull intake if you’re tired all the time

    Comment by franku2016 — November 8, 2021 @ 9:07 am

  3. Is Spillers hypnosis pen light also equipped with a knife? What a swinging guy!

    Comment by Jive Turkey — November 8, 2021 @ 10:47 am

  4. 1. Adderall?! Who the fuck said anything about Adderall?

    Homegirl: “You’ve been playing well lately, Tevin!”

    Tevin: “And I assure you it has nothing to do with any bootleg human growth hormone that was ordered on the dark web from Costa Rica! Why you asking all these questions?!”

    2. I know the Adderall mention is a callback to good ol’ “Coach” Bobby Howry, which was my first introduction to the Gilbertoverse and this website. Man, and I thought the strip writers were on crack cocaine back then — The Bobby Howry saga might as well be Masterpiece Theatre compared to some of the storylines since…

    3. Make no mistake; Boyd needs the credibility of calling himself a “doctor” now because he has every intention of asking Kianna to disrobe and lie down comfortably on the couch while blindfolded…

    Comment by hitorque — November 8, 2021 @ 1:59 pm

  5. Playing better? huh? Basically playing the same except he didn’t have a fluke interception? And how would she even know? She has her dual practices and games and meets and homework and there’s no way she’s attending football games.

    Comment by MopMan — November 8, 2021 @ 5:25 pm

  6. […] the Spiller show was all a ruse yet she tried to convince herself otherwise. No matter that Tevin has said so much on multiple occasions (as has Gordon); Kianna wanted to believe the kid getting a B on his […]

    Pingback by Idiots, Useful and Otherwise | This Week in Milford — November 13, 2021 @ 10:10 pm


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