This Week in Milford

November 24, 2021

What the Hell, Milford?

What fresh hell is this? A one-score game and we get an exposition? What the hell, Rubin?

And Mudlarks? Your QB hurts his arm and you fall to pieces worse than Patsy Cline? He couldn’t run the ball or hand it off to your star tailback? You know, that star tailback who turns away fan mail from recruiters, who had the State U running backs coach show up in person only to blow him off? He couldn’t suck it up and put the offense on his shoulders? And what’s with your o-lineman who can’t throw a block unless he can believe in pseudoscience? What the hell, Thorp?

Same question goes to little gymnast volleyball girl: You can’t take responsibility for your own health, listen to your body when it tells you to dial it back a notch? You want to rely on the same pseudoscience lineman boy did and blame the QB when it predictably fails? What the hell, Kianna?

Gil Thorp has to be the worst motivator in the history of coaching. He’s no Kirby Smart, that’s for sure. Mimi’s not much better. Then again, what can you expect from a bunch of superstitious, undisciplined-ass tank town kids?

meta: Thanks, tdrew, for covering for me on Saturday.


  1. Gil and Kaz have been working on their darts game and didn’t have time to prepare a backup quarterback. Them’s the breaks.

    On a side note, check out the 7′ lockers we’ve installed in the hallways! Very luxurious.

    Comment by MopMan — November 24, 2021 @ 12:58 pm

  2. Teenchy, I’d forgotten about Chance and his indifferent approach to college football. Again, Thorpiverse is attempting a M*A*S*H* format where several plots run every which way and all come to a conclusion at the end of the episode. And it is failing miserably. It’s like watching a typical freeway spaghetti junction at rush hour and the LA City Council vote to change the directions of the lanes AT THAT TIME.
    I’d rather be Dennis Weaver fleeing that semi in “Duel”.

    Comment by tdrewhardin — November 24, 2021 @ 1:46 pm

  3. Tommy “ won’t look at me”? What kind of pussy-ass jerk off is this kid? All he basically said was to ‘ shake it off’ and that’s enough to fuck this kid up? Yeah, Gil needs to pull this kid in addition to his head out of his ass and find a player who can handle it

    Comment by franku2016 — November 24, 2021 @ 2:13 pm

  4. And fuck that boy-haircut bitch too…. Who needs her? There’s plenty of better girls out there anyway

    Comment by franku2016 — November 24, 2021 @ 4:31 pm

  5. What a bunch of candy asses.

    Comment by Jive Turkey — November 24, 2021 @ 4:49 pm

  6. Notice that in p2, Tevin joins the pantheon of Mfnrdians who have made the suggestion “ease up.” This appears to be a sincere and friendly suggestion, one which will not precede a thunderous cross (cf “Tarzana Nights.”)

    Comment by vaganova — November 25, 2021 @ 12:31 pm

  7. […] his conversations with Gil with the school at large. Yeah, I get it that he can fall back on the “Tevin made me do it” excuse which, if he’s as much a “take my own advice” and “keep my opinions […]

    Pingback by “Sure I have expectations. I expect you to keep my name out of your mouth, starting now.” | This Week in Milford — December 1, 2021 @ 11:52 am

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