This Week in Milford

December 15, 2021

Milford Rocks to the Pranit Rock

Boy, wait until the USAFA gets wind that Hollis Talley dislocated her shoulder returning an awkward high-five from a classmate. Hollis appears to be either a deceased Tennessean, a deceased Texan or a deceased Arkansan.

Now it’s time to hear from our Milford boy protagonist this season. Pranit Smith appears to be either a phone scammer or an online scammer. Like seemingly every other Milfordian (Milfordite?) these days, he’s somehow under the spell of the little machine in his hand. Maybe he’s trying to land a spot in the Top 100 Scammers List. Since the only boys’ sport we see in the winter is basketball (no pesky gymnastics, skating or rugby to distract them), Pranit’s gonna be playing hoops for Gil. Why the Valley no hockey? There’s a Winter Blast with ice skating, and we saw a figure skater a while back, so… oh, wait, never mind. I’ve beaten this dead horse before.

Let’s sit back and see how Pranit’s quest to break the Top 100 in whatever will interfere with his sportsball just enough to keep his team from achieving success. Gil will intercede just in time for Pranit to learn his lesson but not in time for the Mudlarks to make the playdowns. Either way, you know he’s gonna hit the court to this tune.

9 Comments »

  1. The kid in P 1 really don’t GAF about the USAF, UCLA, NEOSU, or any other place this girl is going to later. He’s only giving her another idiotic Rubin high-five so he can look down her shirt. And where’s the silly Batman-esque “WAP!” sound effect? Speaking og high-fives, I’ve never seen or heard of a place where they high-five as much as they do in Milford over just about anything e.g….. “…hey man!…I just took the biggest shit in my life…don’t worry…I washed my hands……WAP!..”.

    Comment by franku2016 — December 15, 2021 @ 12:56 pm

  2. Ah yes, Mr. Pranit ‘Smith’… I shall make no further comments.

    Comment by Hitorque — December 15, 2021 @ 4:09 pm

  3. Evidently folks in Milford think acceptance into the USAFA means Hollis will be flying the XFA-27 in covert missions over Erusea this time next year…

    Comment by Hitorque — December 15, 2021 @ 4:16 pm

  4. Hey dick nose Trevor Lawrence looking goof. I’d like to have a nose like that full of nickels. And it’s good becaaauuuse…it’s not the bottom 100 you cock knocker!

    Comment by Jive Turkey — December 15, 2021 @ 4:24 pm

  5. JT… good job…you nailed it with the Trever Lawrence comparison. I knew that douche looked like someone but I couldn’t think of who

    Comment by franku2016 — December 15, 2021 @ 5:18 pm

  6. All right, top 100 in what? Some social media thing I’m guessing. Is he an “influencer”? Rising YouTube star? Master online prankster. All I know is he’s excitedly looking at his phone with his hand in his lap doing…..?

    Comment by MopMan — December 15, 2021 @ 5:25 pm

  7. The road was long but I ran it, Pranit
    There’s a fire in my heart and you fan it, Pranit
    If there’s one fool for you then I am it, Pranit
    I’ve one thing to say and that’s
    Dammit, Pranit, I love you

    Comment by Moon Mullins — December 15, 2021 @ 9:59 pm

  8. Afrika Bambaataa… Sweet!!!

    And I really hope Granite Xhaka is talking about being top 100 on the global Call of Duty leaderboards, but I can’t imagine this strip being interesting

    Comment by Hitorque — December 15, 2021 @ 11:06 pm

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