This Week in Milford

January 10, 2022

All The Frappuccinos Are Gonna Break The Bank!

Filed under: basketball, huge earrings — nedryerson @ 4:19 am

Hollis and Cathy wrap up their weekend long pizza session. Cathy made sure to get the last piece and she called dibs on the one with all the extra almonds on it. That captain jazz holds no weight here, especially since Cathy tipped the delivery boy IYKWIM. Between bites, Cathy slips in the ol’ bromide, lead by example. Wow, Cathy, who knew how wise you were?

At the next practice, Captain Talley puts this plan into action. She’s staying for extra practice with Cathy! Gosh that sounds fun, doesn’t it? Who wants to hang with us?

Gee, what was happening in practice? What did Mimi have the team working on? Perhaps she identified weaknesses in the team over the first three games and put the team through specific drills to address those weaknesses? Shouldn’t it work that way?

In case nobody wants to follow Hollis based on her magnetic personality and her can do attitude, her wingman Cathy intimates that Hollis will buy everybody coffee if they stay for extra practice.

Hey, waitaminute Cathy! What’s this now?!

I can’t wait to watch some extra practice!

9 Comments »

  1. How fuckin stupid. Who tf sticks around to work on “cuts and screens”? I can see practicing free throws or shots from certain parts of the court, but not some silly shit like she’s talking about. And what about homework? Like these kids got nothin better to do than work on keeping Hollis’s “team captain” ego bullshit in her head.

    Comment by franku2016 — January 10, 2022 @ 8:15 am

  2. How do two people work on cuts and screens. It would seem that would require 5 people on the court to get the full effect. Also that would seem to be something the coach would do in the scheduled practice with the whole team.

    Comment by Bobby Joe — January 10, 2022 @ 8:35 am

  3. How bout practicing puttin’ the ball in the whole? And don’t tell them in the locker room. Practice is over, one girl has towel in hand. Maybe some Gatorade after practice?

    Comment by Jive Turkey — January 10, 2022 @ 9:15 am

  4. Oh I love coffee after playing basketball…

    Comment by billytheskink — January 10, 2022 @ 9:52 am

  5. Frank, Other than Coach Knight who WOULD make that an entire practice(ha), probably nobody. But Thorpiverse is the king at raising a stink even when Gil isn’t around. Let’s Pete Carril this till we puke. Then let’s go to Starbucks afterwards. Works for me.

    Comment by tdrewhardin — January 10, 2022 @ 12:04 pm

  6. Yeah, tdrew…You are absolutely correct The General is probably the only one would do that but that’s who he is, not these two ass-hats trying to do something the Mimi should be doing….and then what happens if they go ahead and have an unsupervised practice and someone gets injured? It’s Mimi’s ass then for sure. Speaking of the General….when he was the HC at West Point, he once tossed a bunch of real generals out of a practice when they came in, uninvited, to observe. When they protested that the last coach let them hang around and watch, BK said something like “…yeah….and that guy didn’t win many games either, now get tf outta’ here…”. These girls need to tell that last 5 or 6 words to big-headed Hollis’s ass and her lapdog too.

    Comment by franku2016 — January 10, 2022 @ 12:43 pm

  7. 1. So after running and sweating themselves to exhaustion with an extended practice, who in fuck’s name says “GOT DAMN I COULD REALLY GO FOR A VENTI DARK ROAST FROM STARBUCKS, ALL BLACK WITH NO CREAM OR SUGAR!”

    1a. It’s funny because these ignorant assed girls think a hot drink that actually *increases* their rate of dehydration after a long practice is some kind of reward… Brigadier General Hollis Yeager would literally be better off “treating” her teammates to a sip from the garden hose behind the gym…

    2. Nothing to see here, just the zillionth season at Milford High where the ONLY hope struggling Mudlark athletes ever have to get better is if they take the initiative and coach themselves… The only thing missing is Tech Sergeant Hollis Lockheed-Martin-Marietta-McDonnell-Douglas-Rockwell-Boeing-Grumman-North American-Vaught-Sikorsky opening up her smartphone and searching youtube for instructional videos about “How to Set Basketball Screens and Make Cuts”…

    2a. It’s funny because Little Miss Supreme Allied Air Marshall Secretary of the United States Air Force Strategic Air Command never thought to clue her coach in on these glaring deficiencies during practice or ask what else they could be working on, since, you know, “cuts and screens” are almost certainly not what’s losing them games (FWIW when I was in high school — Not that Gilbertina gives a rat’s ass since the moment she blows that last whistle at 5:45 she’s the first one out the door and peeling out of the parking lot…

    3. Sometime in the future a couple of decades from now, Lt. Colonel Hollis Talley will by flying her B-3 Bomber over the Yellow Sea and she’ll message the rest of her wing: “Hey guys! If anyone wants to join us, we’re going to be practicing our nuclear strikes over Red China! It’s going to be glorious! And afterwards, I’m treating everybody to Starbucks!!”

    Comment by hitorque — January 10, 2022 @ 1:26 pm

  8. I cut this one off early:

    2a. It’s funny because Little Miss Supreme Allied Air Marshall Secretary of the United States Air Force Strategic Air Command never thought to clue her coach in on these glaring deficiencies during practice or ask what else they could be working on, since, you know, “cuts and screens” are almost certainly not what’s losing them games. FWIW when I was in high school our extended practices were for free throws, working on end-of-game situations, setting up and breaking full-court presses, and running suicides because a team can NEVER have enough conditioning and stamina… Not that Gilbertina gives a rat’s ass since the moment she blows that last whistle at 5:45 she’s the first one out the door and peeling out of the parking lot…

    Comment by hitorque — January 10, 2022 @ 1:39 pm

  9. Good point, Frank!!!!

    Shoot, I’ll do ya one better. Part of the reason why Knight came to Indiana, besides the coach after Branch McCracken not worth a darn, was that General Westmoreland got tired of covering for him. I liked how you put it because those were pretty much the exact words Knight blasted at those 5-star generals. A 25-year-old punk telling the heads of the security of our nation, the man was bold. Again, some good points. You da Man.

    Comment by tdrewhardin — January 10, 2022 @ 8:24 pm


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