This Week in Milford

February 9, 2022

Cressa? She Is FIERCE!

I’m sorry but whenever I hear someone referred to as “fierce,” I think of… Cory Booker’s cousin.

Hey, there’s a basketball reference in there, too.

Cressa’s had enough of stale off-brand toaster pastries – she’s going where the action is! Hollis should catch the clue that bribing people with food won’t always guarantee the results she wants. She might also catch the clue that she’s not always wanted, either. Why else hadn’t she heard about the Tiffani Palmer shindig?

No matter, she and her right-hand snitch Cathy have crashed the joint. But Cressa’s nowhere in sight. Could be it’s more than her knee that’s feeling frisky; let’s hope she doesn’t reinjure that knee busting some kind of dance move. Legend has it that the Lady Mudlarks refrain from dancing until they’re eliminated from the playdowns. Hey, today’s strip has to advance the plot somehow…

4 Comments »

  1. Yeah. Maybe Cressa directed Hollis to a party that she had no intention of going to herself just to fuck with her. Either way, I wish someone on the bus, in the locker room, or on the practice floor would bitch-slap the livin’ shit out of Hollis with a comment like “…bitch…would you please SHUT.THE.FUCK.UP?….you being the team captain doesn’t mean shit to absolutely anyone on this team, except maybe your lap-dog here (points thumb at Cathy) and another thing…. get those goddam stale toaster tarts the fuck out of my face before I shove them so far up your ass, that they’ll be poking out of your mouth…” It’s not like the bitch slap-per would get in any trouble with Mimi, since she never seems to be around the team lately anyway.

    Comment by franku2016 — February 9, 2022 @ 11:16 am

  2. I see in P3 that Milford girls are now doing the Betty and Veronica “arm dance” they’d always do as The Archies would play “Sugar, Sugar”.

    Comment by Moon Mullins — February 9, 2022 @ 11:29 am

  3. 1. Where’s Cressida?!? Why, she’s in the back room making Johnny Walker red! (Okay, that punchline was way too moldy and ancient even for the Milfordverse…)

    2. But seriously, Cressida been done got her drank on and her smoke on until she was feelin’ just right and now she’s upstairs in the guest room ridin’ Chance Macy’s pole while using her titties to smother his face… You two girls got a LOT of catchin’ up to do, so loosen up, grab a red solo cup, pull off those constricting sweaters and start raising some hell! How many more chances this season are you going to get to party down after a big basketball win?

    3. Eh, who am I kidding? This is the Milfordverse so Cressida is downstairs in the rec room with the gamer bros playing in Boyd Spiller’s Madden ’22/NHL ’22/NBA 2K22 all-comers invitational tournament…

    4. No, really — The truth is she almost certainly re-injured her knee like and idiot so she’s in the kitchen chomping painkillers like tic-tacs and washing it down with Bacardi and Coke…

    Comment by hitorque — February 9, 2022 @ 4:15 pm

  4. Teenchy,

    “I think I’ll pass on the Twinkies tonight. The Spicoli’s invited me over for a party. You’re more than welcome to come, Dude.”

    Comment by tdrewhardin — February 9, 2022 @ 5:54 pm


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