This Week in Milford

April 29, 2022

Singing the blues

Bad enough that we have a blind pitcher nobody knows about. Now we have another guy who can see just fine bitching about the umps calls. Nomar is blaming the ump for his pitiful performance. Wah wah wah. What a bunch of freakin losers on this team. Of course Chief One Eye didnt notice and has to be warned on the bus postgame about it, so he can bitch about calls when its his turn to draw Blue Narrow behind the plate. Nothing like team camaraderie the wrong way. Didnt Atherton have the same ump? Hey we scored 5 runs.

That bus must be as narrow as Blues’ strike zone with only one ass to a seat.

This team is so mentally weak I have no idea how they survive the season anywhere near the playoffs unless Gil has a meeting to address the whole thing. But we havent seen Gil lately.


  1. What a bunch of candy asses. Saturdays strip is wonderfully inane. I will repeat that tomorrow. Just like that cock knocker Rubin.

    Comment by Jive Turkey — April 29, 2022 @ 11:54 pm

  2. Does Gil have brain one? SURVEY SAYS!!! EHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

    Comment by The backwards hat douchebag — April 30, 2022 @ 12:17 am

  3. Is that one of those buses for special needs kids? Are those one-seaters?

    Comment by MopMan — April 30, 2022 @ 2:13 pm

  4. Holy carp at that flipper hanging over the back of the bus seat! Does G-Hammmm even need a glove?

    Will Milford get this non-conference ump behind the plate again? Wait and see!

    Today’s post coming directly.

    Comment by teenchy — April 30, 2022 @ 2:39 pm

  5. Haha… keep an ‘eye out for that umpire’… what a smart ass

    Comment by franku2016 — April 30, 2022 @ 5:00 pm

  6. Teenchy,
    Just when you thought it was safe to conduct another experiment in an Arizona desert or get on the bus back to Milford


    Geez, the whole staff and readership should one week fill in for those aliens on Mystery Science Theater. We’d rip B movies to shreds like we’re currently ripping this B movie plot.

    Comment by tdrewhardin — April 30, 2022 @ 7:22 pm

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