This Week in Milford

May 13, 2022

More blind advice

Filed under: ?, baseball, Milford Idiots, Milford Weirdos — robmize2013 @ 8:34 pm

Well we got through another game with One- Eyed Jack fumbling around with balls hit to him; we have a new hero in Andy Morrison, whose name is so common I didnt bother googling him. Suffice to say he’s not Jim’s son. Although he could have been. (You figure he was born around 2005, Jim would have been 62 that year and Mick Jagger was 74 when he had his last kid 4 years ago. So its…possible…)

These guys wearing jeans — most baseball players wear athletic pants to their games. If not their uniforms. Im sure I saw our high school team on the road more then once and they wore their uniforms to the games. Damn it, they didnt retreat to a locker room after the game— they went from the bus to the dugout and back. Its not football. Baseball uniforms are very normal attire for a day. Whats with all the changing clothes anyway for a baseball game?? Where are all the uniforms? In their dinky backpacks?

And P3 we have One- Eyed Jack hoping Gil doesnt make him work on something in practice THAT HE SHOULD HAVE BEEN WORKING ON SINCE FREAKIN DAY ONE OF SPRING PRACTICE FOR AT LEAST A HALF HOUR EACH DAY. That way Gil could have figured out this dope cant see a drop of bird shit on home plate until he slips on it.

And of course Stat Boy has another brilliant idea to delay the inevitable reveal of OEJ’s vision problem. We’ll get a glimpse (no pun intended) of that tomorrow.

By then everyones uniform will have shrunk 2 sizes on the bus ride home.

3 Comments »

  1. This isn’t the first time that they’ve showed these chuckleheads in street clothes after a game. Yeah, ok Rubin. And Magoo sez something about blind spots on the field. Haha… that sounds like the kind of smart ass remark that one of the regulars on this blog would make

    Comment by franku2016 — May 13, 2022 @ 9:32 pm

  2. And of course Scooter’s stupid threat that his pitcher would start beaning people if they bunted again terrified the VT players and nobody dared try it.

    Comment by MopMan — May 13, 2022 @ 9:45 pm

  3. Another backwards hat douche bag. Who was the first non catcher to wear a hat backwards? Free fielding tips to the winner. YOU TURD!!!

    Comment by Jive Turkey — May 14, 2022 @ 9:40 am


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