This Week in Milford

May 16, 2022

Heather Burns Is Impressed

Filed under: actual action, baseball, freak hands, Gil Thorp, Mimi Thorp, New Thayer — nedryerson @ 8:35 pm

The Thorps are relaxing at home with some coffee and the morning paper. Hey Gil, your team is off to a ten and three start! Say, that’s pretty darn good. Yeah, Heather Burns thinks that’s hot! Oh no! My pinky is looking weird again and I can barely hold on to this supposed newspaper and neither one of us can focus our eyes, so let’s go back to bed until say, June. Sounds good. Wake me up when it’s time for lemonade.

Meanwhile, Half Blind Hamm is back on the bump against New Thayer. It’s a chopper to the left side. Is that good or bad for Hamm? As long as he’s not trying to field it, so what. Guys are going to hit choppers, and dribblers, and squibs, and grounders, and bloopers, and comebackers. It depends on what you do with them. We’ll find out what happens to the chopper later.

3 Comments »

  1. Wondering if Ruben screwed up and meant it’s a chopper to the RIGHT side, and Gregg is supposed to be covering first but since he has no idea where the ball is he’s just standing on the mound like a doofus.

    Comment by MopMan — May 16, 2022 @ 8:44 pm

  2. Right Mopman. And there are no foul lines either so who knows?? I’m sure the shadow in P3 is also pointing the wrong way. Just for consistency’s sake.

    Comment by Jive Turkey — May 16, 2022 @ 9:40 pm

  3. Rubin screws up a lot of stuff as far as sports is concerned so it’s no surprise he screwed up this script too

    Comment by franku2016 — May 17, 2022 @ 6:33 am


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