This Week in Milford

June 20, 2022

I’ve Had Enough!

Today’s strip is just basically journalistic villain Mason Hamstetter getting laid into by his long suffering wife, Ruth, or whatever they decide her name is. She is, as they say, sick of this shit and her mom jeans are bursting with rage. You go, Mrs. H. We’re all sick of him. Say, when you guys sort out all of your crap, maybe you could spare a second for your son, who’s going blind.

6 Comments »

  1. Yep, a few games left. And after a decade it’s time to rant. Edith Bunker wouldn’t wait this long to lay into Archie. You dingbat.

    Comment by Jive Turkey — June 20, 2022 @ 5:52 pm

  2. 1. So just a goddamned minute here… So Michael McDonald isn’t working on the book or the story that’s going to topple the anarcho-capitalist ruling order? He’s just some disgraced hack living in self-imposed exile? So why all the secrecy then? And exactly what is this family doing for income? And WHY didn’t he just change his fucking name before moving to Milford, where nobody would give a rat’s ass anyways even if they did know??

    2. Once again, Mr. and Mrs. Hamm don’t give a flying fuck about their son going blind because clearly the only thing that matters to them is he gets his one little day in the spotlight at the Milford Inquisitor-Times Daily News-Journal-Star… It’s sad that dude’s parents have already assumed their son’s life is going to peak at 17 because he spent his final weeks of usable vision playing baseball for some podunk small-town high school… Maybe Heather Lombardi will have the story translated to braille so Greggg can still read it when he’s 75 and in a nursing home…

    Comment by Hitorque — June 20, 2022 @ 6:22 pm

  3. To be fair, he did change his name before moving to Milford, he used to be Mason Hamstetter. But he’s worried about people recognizing his face because I’m sure he was on TV nonstop for a year when his “mistakes” were made and the whole world will instantly recognize him even if he shows up on some Podunk newspaper website in a two second shot of the crowd at a high school baseball game.

    Comment by MopMan — June 20, 2022 @ 7:21 pm

  4. I hate to break it to you, Hamster dick, but you ain’t all that. No one would know who you were/are or even give a hoppin’ hoot if they did know who you were/are either, fake name, real name, whatever. No. One. Cares. Deal with it, bitch

    Comment by franku2016 — June 20, 2022 @ 7:27 pm

  5. …and for once, Gregg should be happy he can’t see so he doesn’t have to look at his momm’s old hag mug and stumpy fingers

    Comment by franku2016 — June 20, 2022 @ 7:33 pm

  6. Mama Hamm channeling the spirit of Walt “No Neck” Williams in P2.

    Comment by teenchy — June 20, 2022 @ 9:05 pm


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