This Week in Milford

July 10, 2022

You’re the only buyer, Gil

Filed under: freak hands, Gil Thorp, Milford Weirdos, Miserable characters — robmize2013 @ 8:07 pm

Hammstetter reveals he may continue on his path to ruin that we thought he was over, but at this point who cares what he does? All he’s doing is postponing golf and lemonade.

And how selfish is he? He’d rather write about his own eyes being opened while his sons’ wasted away instead of saving his sons vision and ending his illegal endeavors years ago. Listen to your wife Hamm! (Whichever one she is!)

And he better be his own publisher because who the hell will publish his story after hearing who he is and what he’s been doing?

And we all know how many people will buy his book– One. Gildo.

Another weak finish to a pretty sad story, and we didnt even have girls softball this season. The Fabulous Thunderbirds will tie a bow on this one.



  1. Well this turd was finally flushed. Looking forward to the new writer debuting on Monday. How soon before we make a rash judgement on the quality of his stories? It will be wayyyyyyy too soon I predict, lol.

    By the way, he has been reading the comments on and has been commenting himself the last week or so. He says he enjoys reading the banter and has a thick skin, so he can take it. I hope so, cause we can nitpick the pettiest stuff, ha.

    Comment by MopMan — July 10, 2022 @ 8:25 pm

  2. I’d like to see Gil actually finish a golf lesson this week. Not drooling and slumped over on the 19th hole. Not being glad handed by some ditch digging ex-tank town glory dayser. Actually helping some 6 year old girl make a 10 foot putt. Not leaving the romper roomers on the practice green all by themselves having a sword fight with Gil’s empty rotgut bottles.

    Comment by Jive Turkey — July 10, 2022 @ 8:40 pm

  3. As far as stories go, this last one was about as stupid as I’ve ever seen from Rubin. It takes real talent to keep out-dumbing the previous story and coming up with truly unlikable characters the way he did. I agree with Mop…looking forward to seeing what the new writer does. He definitely seems like he’s more thick-skinned than some of the random commenters (not the regulars) on gocomics are. Every once in awhile, a random commenter will pop off a comment that the gocomics readers should “stop being childish and just read the dang comic” or something similarly stupid. Being childish is what we do, so don’t read the dang comments yourself if you don’t like them, skippy. And good riddance to Gregg, his dad, his mom, Eli (oh…I mean “Scooter”…what a tool), and that idiotic face mask.

    Comment by franku2016 — July 11, 2022 @ 6:59 am

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