This Week in Milford

January 13, 2023

What I dont find attractive is that seaweed you’re eating

The girls are having a post practice lunch. Nonsense. Nobody in teaching golf does that. They just met. The writer knows nothing about golf its obvious. Or football or basketball. Why fly to Arizona for 1 lesson and complain to someone about that. Talk about your golf game. This is a teaching pro not A MARRIAGE COUNSELOR.

This girl isnt David Leadbetter. Even so, Mimi cant afford his prices – $3,500 for 3 hours. Heh.

And Ericka, its Mimi. You were just calling her Mrs. Thorp 2 days ago. You dont just call her Emily.

I wrote much more but it got erased and I dont have the heart to do it all again.


  1. Yeah, what started out as a rando golf coach ambushing Mimi is turning into rando carpet-munchery. Golf coach, my ass. It sounds like Mimi really needs to be in Gil’s Jr. Golf Program rather than taking advice from Ericka

    Comment by franku2016 — January 13, 2023 @ 7:39 pm

  2. I should be aroused by the idea of a couple of fit 30-something women going at it as Gilbertina tries out for “the other team,” but the Milfordverse has a long and proud history of taking things that should be universally awesome and turning them into something awkward and dumb…

    Comment by Hitorque — January 13, 2023 @ 10:41 pm

  3. Rob, excellent title. I have long been a critic of the artwork in relation to the food. Did Mimi get that out of the aquarium?
    Then there’s Ericka’s culinary choice. Boiled swill? The same stuff they replenish The Spook in The Wizard of Id? Cottage Cheese by the Pail? Quaker Oats White Chocolate Oatmeal? Leftover Cream of Wheat?
    At a golf course? Did the vegetables get extracted from the cacti? I Better not ask that one again.

    Comment by tdrewhardin — January 14, 2023 @ 7:35 pm

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