This Week in Milford

January 25, 2023

Is Keri Thorp Gonna Have to Choke a… ?

Filed under: Gil Thorp — teenchy @ 10:45 am

Oh look, Dorothy’s trolling Keri again. Is Dorothy looking to get her !&% beat again, or just get Keri suspended/expelled/banished to Valley Mod? Either way, she’s not afraid of Keri’s banana finger when it’s not clad in brass knuckles rings.

Dorothy’s jab doesn’t make sense at first; she seems to think choking isn’t the same as fighting. She does think Gil is good at choking, though. Kinda nice to see that the Milford student body recognizes that their teams don’t come through in the big games. Coaches often hold sacrosanct positions on high school faculties and in the community, but when their teams underperform, the players can’t always be the scapegoats.

Oh, wait. Dorothy might mean that GilPa is good at, you know, actual physical choking. Dorothy and Gil might have something going on like Cousin Vicki and her daddy.


  1. 1. God damn it, Barajas…

    2. You know, this setup is too easy, too obvious and I’m not going to nibble at the bait. I know everybody out there wants me to once again put my dirty lewd little mind on display and make some joke about Gilberto and erotic asphyxiation or how Gil-Keri and Marsha Brady need to admit to each other -that all this mutual animosity is really rooted in a burning sexual desire that neither girl knows how to properly put into words or actions…

    2a. So let’s keep it G-rated today and say for the record that the “choke” comment is a reference to Gilberto choking away the big game against Valley Tech.

    3. I gotta give Marsha Brady some props, because she’s got a LOT of fucking stones… It wasn’t enough that Gil-Keri fucking ONE-PUNCHED HER ASS OUT IN FRONT OF THE ENTIRE CAFETERIA which almost certainly required some concussion protocols and corrective dental surgery, because right now she still wants all that smoke and she wants all the fire… Marsha Brady is choosing violence because as far as she’s concerned, peace was never an option… She’s still gonna rattle the tiger’s cage without hesitation even though it isn’t feeding time… She’s fixing to pull the mask off the ol’ Lone Ranger *AND* she’s gonna mess around with Jim. She’s gonna cross the Rubicon. She’s going to tell Joe Pesci to go home and get his fuckin’ shinebox… She’s going to invade Ukraine. She’s going to put a $5000 bounty on Steven Seagal’s badge in that mafia bar. She’s gonna call Prime Tom Brady a cheater and a system quarterback. She’s getting ready to tell butt-nekkid Schwartzenegger “You forgot to say please!” before putting out a lit cigar on his bare chest. She’s about to mess with Texas AND Oklahoma. She’s about to call Yellow Diamond a “clod”… She’s actively trying to get under Bruce Banner’s skin… She’s chilling at the Grand Jedi Temple on Coruscant saying to herself: “Who’s afraid of some sissy little Order 66?” She’s getting ready to call out Red China’s human rights record while driving around Tehran without a headscarf. She’s about to tell Clint Eastwood to pick up a shovel and start digging… She’s gonna insult the mother of Prime Mike Tyson AND call him an effeminate fairy at the same time… She’s gonna steal that mystery briefcase from Marcellus Wallace… She’s about to skydive without a parachute. She’s challenging Sean Price to a freestyle rap battle. She’s asking the blackjack dealer for a hit on 20… She’s fixing to go to war with Alejandro Sosa. She’s giving TWO active sonar pings to the USS Dallas. She’s about to juggle three chainsaws for the first time while blindfolded… She’s driving through Valkenvania while doing 185 in a 35 and I don’t know how many more of these references I need to get my point across, but it’s about to get ugly…

    Comment by hitorque — January 25, 2023 @ 11:02 am

  2. This could be waaay more interesting with the following scenario…..P 2.5: “…yeah, that’s right you fuckin greasy metal-head…you heard me!….Me and your daddy…goin’ at it in his office every Wednesday before basketball practice….he’s more than happy to oblige me since your cougar mom is always gone, doin’ who-knows-what with who-knows-who lately…and, (giggle)…I told his dumb horny ass that I’m eighteen, even though I’m really 16…so, if I were you, I’d keep my pie hole shut and listen to your friend Moose here…unless you want me to expose my phone recordings to the school board…oh my!…can you imagine the embarrassment that you and that stupid little skid mark of a brother would suffer?….go ahead and try me, ….bitch… giggle…”

    Comment by franku2016 — January 25, 2023 @ 11:07 am

  3. 4. …And Marsha Brady may have a death wish, but I’m all in favor of anybody willing to call out Gilberto’s utter ineptitude as a coach and a family man… Deep down, Gil-Keri knows Marsha is right, and that’s why she’s getting ready to go full Brock Sampson on her scrawny ass…

    Comment by hitorque — January 25, 2023 @ 11:07 am

  4. Comment by robmize2013 — January 25, 2023 @ 3:21 pm

  5. Did I overdo it with the references, or did I not have enough?

    Comment by Hitorque — January 25, 2023 @ 6:04 pm

  6. Hitorque…absolutely not… keep ‘em coming

    Comment by franku2016 — January 25, 2023 @ 6:20 pm

  7. Ha ha ha, I was thinking of replying with, “So what are you saying? Can you give some more examples”?

    Comment by MopMan — January 25, 2023 @ 6:33 pm

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