This Week in Milford

May 22, 2023

Oh you nasty boys

Filed under: Boredom in Milford, Gil Thorp, Marty Moon, Milford Weirdos — robmize2013 @ 8:51 pm

Back to the illegal selling of vapes by the boys behind the scenes, or so they think. Good ol Marty Moon is out and about taking a pic of the action, which again begs the question– how the hell does he know

A whats going on at all,

B where these kids are selling the stuff, and why

C how can he see who’s in the car, as the windows are tinted.

The last day we saw them even talking about vape sticks was January 31. Almost 4 months later, they havent sold the last case yet. Quit looking at Alfred E Neumann and step it up before you become a Tic Tok hero.

Finally Al Jaffee gets a shoutout posthumously. I had forgotten who he was, but he was the editor of Mad Magazine, and he passed away on April 10. Here’s more:



  1. Moon is breaking all kinds of privacy laws takin’ candid pictures of underage youths and all, but maybe that’s just how he rolls. Come to think of it, he hasn’t really been shown with a woman in an extremely long time. The jokes on him though when it’s discovered that they’re not buying cases of vapes but rather, cases of hard-to-find back issues of Mad Magazine and selling them individually for a tidy profit.

    Comment by franku2016 — May 23, 2023 @ 6:45 am

  2. I’ll take skeezy Moon over no moon at all, I suppose.

    Comment by billytheskink — May 23, 2023 @ 8:29 am

  3. Another of these goofy plotlines that is supposed to be “hip”. We can see this crap on the news everyday of the week. The sports stuff was a nice relief from everyday drama that we are exposed to.

    Comment by Bobby Joe — May 23, 2023 @ 9:15 am

  4. Responses for robmize2013:

    A and B. It’s a small town, word gets around, these boys have been doing brisk business in very public places in broad daylight and they’re so fucking stupid they probably wear their Mudlarks letterman jackets while working the streets… At this point I’m just shocked that they haven’t been caught selling to an undercover constable.

    C. That’s just some lazy art from the artist

    Comment by hitorque — May 23, 2023 @ 9:25 am

  5. Gold around his neck and 14K heavy
    Bitches clockin’ on his dick 24/7
    Plus he’s makin’ money, keep the base heads waiting
    Rollin’ ’64 with the fresh ass Daytons
    Living in Compton, California C-A
    His Uzi up your ass if he don’t get paid
    Nigga beggin’ for a credit, he’s knocking out teeth
    Clocking much dollars on the 1st and 15th
    Big wad of money, nothing less than a twenty
    Yo, you want a five? Oh, the dope man’s got plenty
    To be a dope man, boy, you must qualify
    Don’t get high off your own supply
    From a key to a G, it’s all about money
    10 piece for a 10, base pipe comes free
    If people out there are not hip to the fact
    If you see somebody gettin’ money for crack he’s the…

    Comment by hitorque — May 23, 2023 @ 9:37 am

  6. We just had Janet Jackson come to Virginia Beach… It caused the mother of all traffic jams!

    Comment by Hitorque — May 23, 2023 @ 12:35 pm

  7. […] reintroduction of the Marty we used to know and hate. Admittedly this is a minor jeer, but I’m having a hard […]

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