This Week in Milford

January 25, 2017

This Is Going To Be The Most Awkward Intervention Ever.

Filed under: actual action, basketball, Gil Thorp, Just plain sad — timbuys @ 6:50 am


Panel two sure is carrying a lot of narrative weight, isn’t it?

Anyway, Molly isn’t a drug she’s a girl and AAAA’s mom is clearly another Rustbelt opioid addict.

Bonus points:

The risers on those bleachers look rather comfortable if impractical.

It’s nice to see Lampy from A3G picking up work.

December 6, 2016

Does Gil Even Have A Seat On The Bus?


Well, Heather didn’t end up in a refrigerator, so this is a slightly more satisfying wind up of the plot than the Addison ‘Boo’ Radley arc.

Gotta give Gil credit for flat out admitting he hadn’t really given a lot of thought to the VT game.

If I could see one alternate panel, it would be a close up of Austin’s face while Gil is delivering the panel one dialogue. I wonder if Austin is a senior?

November 23, 2016

Thinking Long-Term? Is That Even Allowed?

Filed under: actual action, football, Gil Thorp, Just plain sad — timbuys @ 7:35 am


P1: “But don’t worry, even though you’re totally ineffective, you’ll still get snaps for some reason.”

P2: Super Moon! How topical!

P3: Again, Hakeem’s form looks terrible.

Have a happy Thanksgiving everyone!

November 16, 2016

So, Who Is Coaching The QB’s At Milford Anyway?


Among my many athletic shortcomings, the ability to throw overhand is perhaps the worst. That said, I can confidently state that my technique is better than Hakeem’s in panel two.

Bonus point: We have upgraded from an Ampeg 6×10 to the mighty Ampeg 8×10!

November 9, 2016

The Disaster We All Predicted


If Heather is the second or third string TE, then why in the heck would you have her in on plays where you anticipated the TE blocking? I suppose it is a twelfth dimensional chess move on Gil’s part only the results are just what you’d expect and, indeed, was predicted repeatedly in comments.

Not sure the size discrepancy is really to blame in panel one, however, as I’m not sure how HE’s elbow to elbow blocking technique is supposed to work.

Minus points: Can’t the narration box play along with our latest game here at TWIM? That should be the LB and DE shrugging HE off…

October 12, 2016

The Chip Off The Block Doesn’t Fall Far From The Tree

Filed under: Just plain sad, Prairie Style Windows — timbuys @ 6:36 am


We need some kind of prominent forelock tag around here…

And, just to save everyone else the trouble of looking it up, yes, that song came out right around the time these two would’ve been toddlers.

October 11, 2016

Yet Another Link In A Seemingly Unending Chain Of Idiots

Filed under: exposition comics, Just plain sad, Milford Idiots — timbuys @ 7:00 am


Were the torrid strips of the past few days getting you a little flustered with all of the hand off practice? Today’s panels should help cool your jets.

October 4, 2016

Just Straight Up Calling Him A Dummy To His Face


So, Kevin has apparently, secretly if you will, always wanted to play quarterback but, despite diligently practicing his drills on the beach, doesn’t seem to know shit about how to do it.

As opposed to Heather, washed up varsity soccer player and neophyte trainer, who does. I am going to have to assume that at some point here we’re going to learn that her dad/brother/some-other-male-possibly-even-Aaron-Rodgers-for-all-I-know taught her so well that she is sufficiently proficient to be an ad-hoc coach. Furthermore, not only does Heather know how to coach the position, but she then immediately gloms onto the first lumbering oaf to show any interest in learning.

Yep, that all ties together about as well as spaghetti shoelaces.

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