This Week in Milford

September 26, 2018

Save Filion

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Today’s missing panel 4:

Kaz (chasing Andre Ruffin down the hall because, unlike Gil, he doesn’t have the power to pull kids out of class): Who’s this punter Mike Filion told me you know about?

Andre Ruffin: Um, he’s sick. My best friend’s sister’s boyfriend’s brother’s girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who’s going with the girl who saw him pass out at Schultz’s Polynesian Garden last night. I guess it’s pretty serious.

Who is this imposter claiming to be Mike Filion, anyway? Whigham needs to find a model for Filion and stick with it.  No matter how he looks, Filion has smarts enough to throw Kaz off his scent.  He saw that shitshow unfold in Oakwood and wants no part of it. Maybe he’s no unicorn in football cleats but he knows that one roughing the kicker call (and I wouldn’t put it past Valley Tech to try it) and Milford’s out a starting QB.

Anyone wanna bet that the kid who used to be pretty good at punting is movie buff Joe Bolek? Yeah, didn’t think so.

 

July 11, 2008

Smell ya later…

Filed under: kaz-bot, metapost — jasbeattie @ 9:30 am

Jason is away for the weekend…and KAZ-BOT is too damned lazy to write anything. So if you’re so inclined, just mosey on over to check out the latest comic, and then write a little something about what ya read. Or just come back Tuesday, if you’re the lazy type too. Smell ya later, folks.

April 26, 2008

KAZ-BOT’s alright for fighting

Filed under: kaz-bot — jasbeattie @ 10:00 am

Jason has left the safe confines of the blog-o-sphere for a few days. In his absence the recently paroled automatic Gil Thorp blogging robot KAZ-BOT will be filling in! 

KAZ-BOT works even harder at not working on Saturdays.

April 25, 2008

KAZ-BOT is running low on schnapps

Filed under: kaz-bot — jasbeattie @ 8:30 am

Jason has left the safe confines of the blog-o-sphere for a few days. In his absence the recently paroled automatic Gil Thorp blogging robot KAZ-BOT will be filling in! 

KAZ-BOT would be concerned that Jason has yet to return, but then KAZ-BOT remembered…KAZ-BOT doesn’t mind mooching all Jason’s booze while he’s gone. Also, KAZ-BOT’s parole stipulated not leaving the country with Jason on his fact-finding mission to Ecuador.

April 24, 2008

KAZ-BOT has a posse

Filed under: google nonsense, kaz-bot — jasbeattie @ 8:30 am

Jason has left the safe confines of the blog-o-sphere for a few days. In his absence the recently paroled automatic Gil Thorp blogging robot KAZ-BOT will be filling in! 

KAZ-BOT just googled “KAZ-BOT” and discovered there are eerily other KAZ-BOTs out there. Including MySpace KAZ-BOT and reading KAZ-BOT. At least all KAZ-BOTs share similar interests, such as beer, global conflict and track jackets.

April 23, 2008

KAZ-BOT ignores responsibility, just like Jason

Filed under: kaz-bot — jasbeattie @ 8:30 am

Jason has left the safe confines of the blog-o-sphere for a few days. In his absence the recently paroled automatic Gil Thorp blogging robot KAZ-BOT will be filling in! 

KAZ-BOT has not followed this nonsense for quite some time. Instead of KAZ-BOT telling you what is amusing about the three panels above, why don’t YOU tell KAZ-BOT. And KAZ-BOT will pretend to care.

April 22, 2008

Ladies and Gentlemen, Your 2008 Mudlarkzzzzz

Filed under: baseball, exposition comics, Gil Thorp, kaz-bot — jasbeattie @ 10:02 am

Is everyone excited for the annual strip where the entire starting line-up is announced? Nah, me neither. At least last year it was split up into two parts. Though there’s no mention of the catcher (Please be Cully, please be Cully!), or whiny Jim Gross, so I guess this could drag out another day. They better at least have promoted Tyler Jay to batboy. Maybe there is no catcher this year…they just purchased that portable batting cage to use at practice, and figure during games that their opponents will hit every crappy pitch they toss out there.

So is there ever really a point, other than tradition, to naming all these players? The story will inevitably focus on one or two losers (i.e. Vargas and Gregory) and we’ll get the occasional Token Grant Sanders appearance just to remind us that a black guy is on the team too, but other than that…do we really need to know that Bill “Sadie” Hawkins is playing second base? (Answer: No.)

And so a month after the start of spring, the Milford baseball team may think about possibly starting to maybe perhaps playing some games. It’s all so damned thrilling that I’m going to leave for the rest of the week, leaving KAZ-BOT (now on parole!) in charge of posting comics until I return.  Enjoy! 

 

February 16, 2008

Thanks Chester A. Arthur for my long weekend!

Filed under: Boredom in Milford, Gil Thorp, kaz-bot — jasbeattie @ 8:00 am

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After a nonsensical lecture from Tyler Jay, the logic circuits of Robot Kaz and Robot Gil are clearly overloaded, causing them to smoke from the mouth. It’s only a matter of time before total combustion. Meanwhile…someone we’ve never really seen didn’t see something!

Sorry for the short post, folks. I’m skipping town to celebrate a raucous President’s Day weekend. In order to properly recognize the many contributions of Grover Cleveland, I plan on drinking on two non-consecutive occasions. I’ll be back Monday, but late, so feel free to comment fully on what Seja’s aunt didn’t see without me.

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