Hey boys and girls! Let’s
Get into the holidays
With a few haiku!
Milford Star headline:
Ballard Resigns from School Board
by Marjie Ducey
Woodward and Bernstein
Got nothing on Marjie’s mad
Journalism skills
It didn’t hurt that
Chet Ballard was as subtle
As a heart attack
Wants to be called “Dad”
By his stepson Charlie, but
Tries a bit too hard
What was Chet thinking?
Charlie would play more if Chet
Outed the starter?
Chet thought he’d dish dirt
Forgot he left a keystroke trail
What a nincompoop
Better if he had
Taught Charlie not to fumble
The ball won’t drop itself
Guess what’s next, Chet? “It’s
Only going to get worse.”
Time for Divorce Court!