Milford Pantheon of Hair
One of the great appeals of Milford, USA, is it has the widest variety of bizarre hairstyles per capita of any imaginary city in the country. As new and fascinating hair appears around town, its owners and their locks just may be lucky enough to be immortalized within the halls o’ hair below.
Cully Vale and the yet-to-be-named Elf Fellow
inducted 10/20/07
Bask in the glorious hair of this comic. Go on. Bask. And when you’re done, bask some more.
“AMP”
inducted 2/20/07
Coach Kaz
inducted 12/3/06
“They call me Heat Miser, What ever I touch
Starts to melt in my clutch…I’m too much!”
Von Haney
inducted 8/29/06
“Dance, Bum rush the speaker that booms. I’m killing your brain like a poisonous mushroom.”
Mandy Graham
inducted 8/6/06
“I couldn’t have done this without the strong love and support from David Gest…Hold on, it seems he’s back-talking again. Excuse me while I go smack ‘em with a whiskey bottle.”
Hayley Keeler
inducted 8/1/06
“I would like to thank my mother for cutting my hair while I was in the middle of one of my gymnastics routines. Without her, this would not have been possible.”
What about the Human Torch? Brent “turd head” Raptor? There are some strong competitors in the men’s category, but given that it is Gil Thorp we’re talking about, telling the women from the men can be a trifle difficult.
It seems that the artists for this strip skipped cartoon school the day they were teaching “how to draw hair”… or the day they taught “how to draw” period.
Comment by Pelagius — August 7, 2006 @ 7:52 am
Oh believe be, there are like 20 former characters who could automatically be enshrined here today…But I’ve arbitrarily decided that Pantheon members have to have made an appearance since I’ve started this silly blog. So let’s just say I’m anxiously awaiting Brent Raptor’s first visit home from junior college!
Comment by jasbeattie — August 7, 2006 @ 8:29 am
Does Gil’s hair count? I used to read this strip every day when I lived in the Midwest. Then I moved to New England and lost touch with it. In the meantime, an alien artist took command. He renders Gil as a Romulan commander, in an obvious prelude to invasion. They’re trying to convince us that Romulans are sensitive, insightful, and capable of helping us all reach our true potential.
…as SLAVES!!!!!
Comment by johnw — August 7, 2006 @ 3:15 pm
I think turdhead raptor goes to the same stylist as hayley. Or they were separated at birth.
Comment by jailbird — September 5, 2006 @ 4:43 pm
Does Gil’s hair count? I used to read this strip every day when I lived in the Midwest. Then I moved to New England and lost touch with it. In the meantime, an alien artist took command. He renders Gil as a Romulan commander, in an obvious prelude to invasion.
I miss the old Gil hair myself. He had sort of a Clint Eastwood thing going on when I was younger.
Comment by Ennui, Willie Keeler — September 11, 2006 @ 8:54 pm
Surely, Assisant Coach Heat Miser has one of the finest do’s in Milford!
Comment by Islamorada Girl — November 8, 2006 @ 7:19 pm
Stormy’s hair on 11/19 is a sure winner.
Comment by Fuzzyman — November 22, 2006 @ 4:57 pm
Whiny Jim Gross needs to go in. And possibly Bald Brynna.
Comment by Andy — July 13, 2007 @ 1:16 pm
Gail Martin’s trademark braid has earned it’s rightful place here…
Comment by Mooch — July 25, 2007 @ 11:59 pm
I say we induct The Braid into this hall of greatness.
Comment by Matt Ramone — August 20, 2007 @ 7:18 am
I’m thinking we need to induct Principle Bun-Wings, too, for a hairstyle that attempts to be more than just a hairstyle, but is also aerodynamically efficient.
Comment by Mooch — September 6, 2007 @ 7:11 pm
Franken-Ape Cully deserves a spot here for sure.
Comment by Gil'sBarber — September 11, 2007 @ 11:18 am
I’m with Mooch. Cully has definitely earned his place on this list, but Gail Martin’s braid needs to reside along side these other gloriously hair challenged Milfordites…or is it Millfordians?
Comment by dusty — October 20, 2007 @ 2:26 pm