This Week in Milford

December 24, 2021

Showing Up? We Can Do That!

We conclude Marty Moon’s interview of Gil on a rare note. Gil appears to be answering Marty’s question with something other than condescending snark. It almost sounds like humility! His statement may even go beyond humility and reveal Gil’s sincere indifference about competition! Hey, I have little confidence in our preparedness, but we will actually be present. Damn Gil, that was inspiring.

Milford will open on the road at All Saints, which is not a traditional Valley Conference foe as far as I remember. Also, with the name All Saints, it could literally be anywhere so why bother with the google nonsense (we can save that for the lineup). Yes, it’s mostly lineup time from here on out so hang onto your hats.

I don’t know if we had Dallas George or Curtis Charles on the hardwood before, but they’ve both participated in football and baseball in the last year. Dallas and Curtis both caught passes for the Mudlarks in 2020. Maybe they were around for this past season, but wide receivers didn’t seem to get much ink.

Of course we know all about Tevin, so we can move straight to Wade Korczyk in the front court. Um, well….so much for googling cause Wade Korczyk turns up bupkis. That just leaves our starting center, Gabe Landau. Gabe, like Wade, doesn’t seem to have figured in any other Mudlark sports up to now. (Maybe this is why Gil can’t help but admit that he’s not prepared.) Gabe is maybe a software engineer or the Vice President Of Business Development at HaystackID. Maybe he recently married Kelley Nevils. But now it’s time for Gabe to tip off against All Saints.

Oh my goodness, All Saints unis are a sort of teal color! That’s shocking. The colorists got some new colors for Christmas. Or a new color at least. We’ll watch closely this season to see if there are any other colors in play (if we see much actual action.)

That’s about the extent of it. Maybe we can find out who’s on the bench later. Is Pranit on the squad, doing sportspuke on the bench? We’ll see.

Hey, if I don’t see yez all tomorrow, Merry Christmas!


  1. I don’t know if Trevor Lawrence can ball or not, but at least he has luxurious golden locks. As Billy Crystal’s Fernando Lamas would say, “He looks mahvelous.”

    Comment by MopMan — December 24, 2021 @ 7:37 pm

  2. Even though skinny little pipsqueak Pranit doesn’t seem to be on the squad, it’s apparent that he’s gonna be the Spiller of this story and do something annoying to fuck up the team. Gil won’t be quite ready for that either.

    Comment by franku2016 — December 24, 2021 @ 7:40 pm

  3. Has Gil jumped off the tank town bridge yet? Here’s hoping Clarence Oddbody grants Gil’s wish. He’s never been born. Unfortunately several rotgut distributors went out of business. But the Mudlarks won several state championships in several sports.

    Comment by Jive Turkey — December 24, 2021 @ 9:28 pm

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