This Week in Milford

March 10, 2023

Peach cobbler

Filed under: actual action, basketball, confusing dialogue, Gil Thorp — robmize2013 @ 10:01 pm

So Atazhoon is trying to play with his falling apart shoes. Marty comments about his scoring play with a double description – he only needs to say Lays it in, or Its good, not both.

Hey ref– get in the game. Yes I know they dont have to be up close and personal, but this guy looks like he hasnt moved since he arrived from Foot Locker an hour ago.

Never saw a team with all white t-shirts under their jerseys- Pat Ewing used to wear a gray shirt under his at Georgetown back in the day. But not the whole team.

Hey Gil– its MARCH. Youre just now noticing that one of your players has a safety hazard on his feet? If an opposing player would trip over that piece of shoe and be injured, your school could be sued for his medical bills. So much for all that $$ made at the lift-a-thon, huh??

Hell with your cobbler- you’ll need a lawyer. Dumbass.

One thing sure hasnt changed since the new writer took over– the Milford coaches are still dumb as rocks.

The post title is a shoutout to my moms dessert at some of our holiday parties years ago- it was very good even though her son didnt particularly like it.


  1. In the real world, Leo would also look at Gil with a blank stare and say “… what the fuck is a cobbler?…”

    Comment by franku2016 — March 11, 2023 @ 7:22 am

  2. “Shoe repair shop” is the most common current term for that dying service.

    In the world of cobblers, I prefer blackberry.

    Today’s post coming directly.

    Comment by teenchy — March 11, 2023 @ 12:50 pm

  3. I’m in Amelia Island, Florida right now, and just as I was reading this we passed The Peach Cobbler Store. What are the odds? Also, an entire business dedicated to peach cobbler? Reminds me of the old Scotch Tape Store skits in the early days of Saturday Night Live.

    Comment by Moon Mullins — March 12, 2023 @ 8:00 am

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