This Week in Milford

March 15, 2021

Everybody Loves A Cool Ride

Filed under: freak hands, Pointy Fingers — nedryerson @ 6:35 am

It’s all coming together nicely. Vic has a van and at least four members of the Milford basketball team needed a lift to the prom. How nice. Vic has four or more dates to the prom. That’ll show that snooty Tessi! How dare she flirt with Vic to get him to pull P.A. duty at basketball games and then ghost him! The rest of the team (or at least four of them) have Vic’s back and their in for a sweet ass prom experience in a grandpa van. What a miraculous place Milford is!

Say, is Corina one of the ones going to the prom with Vic? Is she #13? I wonder if she’s down for this group outing as she’s the one who had to tell Vic about Tessi’s true feelings about Vic’s van (and that Tessi probably feels the same way about Vic, but that’s always been implied but never explicitly revealed). I think I’ll back away from further Corina commentary as I can’t top what happens in the comment section.

Pointy girl in Panel 2 is weirding me out because she’s trying to point with either her thumb or an extra finger.


  1. On prom night, Vic sez “…Wow!….this is awesome!….hey! ….where’s Tessi? …the only reason I agreed to this is that I thought she was gonna’ be here too….”

    Comment by franku2016 — March 15, 2021 @ 9:05 am

  2. Show of hands: who here had polyamory as a plot twist in Gil Thorp? Yeah, I know we went down that road with Darby Kiser, Dinny and Bobby.

    Another show of hands: Is Doug gonna point out to Vic that this “promposal” is a combo pity party and spite move?

    Comment by teenchy — March 15, 2021 @ 10:27 am

  3. And this takes Tessi down a peg just how? She’s thinking, “Awesome, now I don’t have that PA guy that I falsely led on bothering me anymore!”

    Yeah, #13 is CK.

    Comment by MopMan — March 15, 2021 @ 11:23 am

  4. Like I said Saturday, Vic is gonna’ be seriously disappointed and get more than he bargained for when he figures out that this is a pity party and tells them as much…then he’ll have PP tryin’ to teach him a lesson too

    Comment by franku2016 — March 15, 2021 @ 12:04 pm

  5. Now, his multiple prom dates have to draw straws for who has to give him the handy.

    Comment by MTD — March 15, 2021 @ 12:45 pm

  6. Going to proms as group events rather than heteronormal couple dates is pretty common now. I just have a problem with the timing – seems about 2 months early.

    Comment by Downpuppy (I, me, mine) (@Downpuppy) — March 15, 2021 @ 1:20 pm

  7. And this is Milford, not Springfield or Sunnydale, so Mr. Pointy is just an index finger.

    Comment by Downpuppy (I, me, mine) (@Downpuppy) — March 15, 2021 @ 1:23 pm

  8. It’s funny because these girls could have skipped to the chase and done this from the start and saved us the bullshittery of text messages, Peppermint Patty trying to guilt trip Tessi into giving Vic a handjob, some nonsensical bullshit about a “grandpa van” and Peppermint Patty turning into a hypocritical moralizing snitch…

    Comment by Hitorque — March 15, 2021 @ 2:28 pm

  9. Now you gotta buy prom pictures with 4 different broads. What a dumb ass.

    Comment by Jive Turkey — March 15, 2021 @ 3:43 pm

  10. I guess it’s fine by him because Vic clearly isn’t trying to get laid or even kissed on prom night, he just wants the boost to his social clout by having four bits of eye candy on his arm…

    And I hope that the girls play their roles by going all out and renting the tightest, sluttiest prom dresses they can find…

    Comment by Hitorque — March 16, 2021 @ 12:18 am

  11. Oh and don’t forget Vic has to buy four corsages, he has to pay for the pre-prom dinner for all four girls (and Patty is gonna eat everything not nailed down at Outback Steakhouse, and since she doesn’t have to drive she’ll also kill about eight pomegranate margaritas at $10.99 a pop then she’ll order another filet mignon+lobster with a slice of cheesecake to go), and a simple vacuum job won’t do — Vic will have to pay to get his GMC *professionally* cleaned and detailed, and then he’ll have the privilege of covering a four-bed double suite at the hotel for the after-party just so he can watch them all bone other guys (of course in Patty’s case she’s probably going to go at it with that tall pale raven-haired girlie which I guess might be a pretty good show?)

    Comment by hitorque — March 16, 2021 @ 8:22 am

  12. […] Don’t lead on that kid Vic Doucette; he’ll go with four. […]

    Pingback by Playin’ Burr, Sir! | This Week in Milford — March 20, 2021 @ 9:48 pm

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